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nachtschwimmen.bsky.social
The sass is real, told to be "funny and delightfully unhinged." || MiniMoni coded || ger/eng, she/they || 아포방포
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I am SEATED!!! 🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

I cried like a baby reading this. It truly felt like a hug. Thank you 💜💕

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Every now and then I think about Jimin's "come on, baby" in this clip and my brain just goes 🫠

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Jikook 🤍🖤 My You #jikook #kookmin

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

and i’m gon eat it up erry time 🩷💜💙

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

jimin •᷄ɞ•᷅ #parkjimin #bts

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

How was this two whole years ago?! Give him back to us 😔

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Oh. My. GOD. 🥹💕💜 LOOK AT HIIIIM!!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The Jinnie Dicon is so Jinnie coded, I CANNOT. 😂WWH in a castle, all dreamy but playing with toy DINOSAURS in most of the pictures 😂 and I am on page 62 already.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is btw what a OPI BTS manicure looks like.. (Thank you Jimin for giving me the confidence to show my stubby fingers to the world…)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Watching one of my fav male influencers (I have been following him and his wife for nearly 15 years now) a documentay about a gay sauna in Cologne and it is so fucking refreshing to see a straight man so open and curious..(and I am learning new things too! wish the lesbian scene was like..that too)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

‘I love you today, too. It’s a decision. It’s a promise.’ 😭

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Called in sick which I should have done yesterday for today in the first place...I need at least 24 hours after a migraine attack and I has been barely 12...gosh I feel like shit...physically and mentally bc I keep telling myself that I am not strong enough...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Jin giving a flying kiss and screaming "J-HOPE I LOVE YOU" please my babies😭😭😭 #Jin #HopeOnTheStage

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

🌟Jin Instagram update 🐹Hoba-h you were so cool but if you can sing well too, how am I supposed to make a living? #BTS #ARMY

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Not getting up today anymore...this mini migraine got the best of me.. X_x

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Unreal. He is unreal.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Monthly online banking DONE. Gosh I hate adulting T_T

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

📖☁️February Reading Stats☁️📖 Fics Read: 26 Monthly Word Count: 627,388 Total Fics Read in 2025: 41 Total Word Count in 2025: 1,220,208 ☁️📖 cracked the million after just two months /o/

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

date: I’m sorry about the sushi but your profile said “real fish person” mermaid: can we just go

submitted 39 days ago • 31 comments

This.

submitted 27 days ago • 36 comments

I wanted to order food for dinner and now have the old me problem that I cannot decide what to eat...there are just too many options 😅

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Birthday @junimocove.bsky.social !! 💕 I hope you have the loveliest of days and that your cute cats keep tolerating you! 💜

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I managed to read well over 600k words of fic this month and I know to some of you that is like nothing...to me that means a lot bc I was afraid of not even cracking 500k. And booooy did I read some amazing stuff this month!! 🥰 (still catching up with some secret santa stuff btw 😅)

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Just finished DEVOURING this!! @mochiskooo.bsky.social wrote such an amazing Vampire!Jimin and human!Kook?! I truly hope they will get their happily ever after at some point together <3 archiveofourown.org/works/608179...

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

That was...oooh, yes that was DELICIOUS. Thank you, Essy for...erm...feeding us well? 🙇‍♀️

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Haruka arrived today! (From Italy of all places) my first ship, finally united again…🥰💕

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Coming on here after being on twitter all day at work in between customers is like coming ...home from work -_- BUT also like getting a hug, a snack, a glass of wine and a patt on the back <3

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Fully intend to do a „BTS manicure“ tomorrow 💜 (hat tip to the ARMY at OPI who came up with the names)

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, cool.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Alternate Universe, Strangers/Enemies to Lovers, Pining. Alternately anything with the Magical Realism tag is a no brainer.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I was so new, I did not even call myself ARMY, I think. I did not even really know who was who yet. 😅 I don't really read that ship anymore but this story still has a place in my heart. It got everything a good adventure story should have and the OCs are *chefs kiss*

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I slept a bit at midnight and now I am...all over the place..lets watch the Free Skate of the Women at 4CC...I will probably fall asleep to that...gosh everytime I see skating I feel how much I miss it. It is probably connected to BTS...I just try to IGNORE the hole in me...

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Ran into a neighbor with her toddler son today. She seems to be a total bitch, we never interacted much. We briefly chatted about leaving a parcel for me, then parted without a word. Then her son said: "Byebye!" Me:"Bye!" He turned to his mom: "Mummy you have to say goodbye! Otherwise it is rude!" 😂

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments