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naddilaaayyy.bsky.social
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Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

May he rot in piss.

Works as advertised

That’s more like it.

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

Public Enemies Johnny Depp is my Roman empire.

Niché post: the only reason I know it's Wednesday is because @gamegrumps.bsky.social uploaded a new Supermarket Simulator video.

*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America” [power chords]

48 ounces of applesauce weighs three pounds. You're welcome.

I love bed.

Dying.

Woke up for the sole purpose of eating an oatmeal cream pie and chugging water afterwards. Everything hurts.

Trouble. #art #cat #illustration

The anxiety that leads up to buying concert tickets the moment they go on sale will be the reason behind my ultimate demise.

I hate to say I told you so. #goth

Vision Video: goth music that fights fascism ✊

A universe in motion seen from the International Space Station during a night pass over Earth (view fullscreen).

If this is how it's gonna be

All of my energy is going towards protecting me and mine for the foreseeable future.

someone fuck me or kill me. it doesn't matter.

trending videos aren't enough where's my winamp visualizer in the bsky app

Romare Bearden, Martin Luther King Jr.—Mountain Top, color screenprint, 1968

Today is gross for a myriad of reasons.

I'm calling it: Trump and his billionaire chud buddies have figured out a backdoor sale of TikTok. It will be reinstated but it will never be the same. They will gut that algorithm to censor anything critical of the establishment.

Is your brain rot app worth bending down and kissing the orange one's foot?

I'm cursed. Can't think of any other reason for my dog shit dating record. Either it's a curse or I'm just that good at sniffing out the unstable, emotionally unavailable men. Fuck.

he has no idea what is going on and i’m so proud of him for it

I've never been one for superstitions but I'll be damned if I'm not under the table inhaling 12 grapes at midnight.

The only resolution you SHOULD have is to vanquish the xeno scum in the name of the Emperor! Anything is heresy, obviously.

Music just makes shit better.

Talking to a new guy (not to be confused with New Guy) and I refuse to get my hopes up.

No matter how old I get, how far apart we are, or how different our politics are, when shit goes sideways I will always call my mom first.

Probably should have gone to the ER last night. Hopefully today will be better.

I love art

@rubrikate.bsky.social big u energy