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crewcut gf & former leader of the opposition
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does anybody have ita buttrose's email address somebody at the ABC just referred to Wayne's World being about "hip SoCal stoner types"

they should have a thing where instead of making you recover from surgery irl they just keep you sedated and hook you up to a bunch of machines and wake you up once everything is back to normal!!!!

me pulling four fingers out of a buffoon pack in the first shop

why do you, as a romantic comedy, need more than 100 minutes of run time???????

counterpoint: fuck golf/golf courses, u can just wear ruggers and go for a nice walk

early reports indicate that in 2025 boys are still going to Jupiter to get more stupider. and girls? why they're heading to Mars, to get more bras. same as it ever was.

merry xmas from the outer suburbs of Canberra where it's 9am and a neighbour has been blasting the offspring self esteem for what feels like a full hour

i accidentally swallowed an edamame bean whole without chewing it am i gonna grow a soy bean plant in my tummy!!

what is it specifically about airports and planes that makes people go completely insane with the calling you "this lovely lady" or "ma'am" or "miss [surname redacted]" or whatever like am i catching a flight to CBR or the 1970s??? without fail every time i catch a plane, makes me feel super gross!!

when a wikipedia article is "list of [x show] characters" and then it is just literally a list like yes girl give us nothing

christmas is the season where women shift from saying "mr bean can hit my back walls" to saying "the grinch can hit my back walls"

it's Friday night, time to have a single beer and spend five hours learning about the plight of guinea pigs

the masters I'm doing is a waste of money, but not because it won't get me a job (it's in accounting so will absolutely help with getting work and earning more). it's a waste of money because uni staff are spread so thin that the quality of teaching sucks, especially feedback on assessment.