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nadiwoo.bsky.social
crewcut gf & former leader of the opposition
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Trying to live life semi normally while a genocide is happening is giving mon mothma dancing scene every day. What do you mean I have to apply for jobs

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I've said it before and I'll say it again, if every single character in a movie is crackin' wise then nobody in the movie is actually crackin' wise!!!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

murray watt has the opportunity to do the funniest thing (keep coal and gas in the ground)

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

you cyber bully ONE property manager on Instagram and yr whole advertising algorithm becomes property ladder grifters 😖

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

lotta articles about the greens "crisis" from ostensibly centrist news outlets that published nothing about the greens in the lead up to the election. really makes u think...about how the greens hold the balance of power in the senate and in a decent number of seats were the second preferred party.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

imagine being this sleepy

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Glad to announce the real winner of the Australian election: coal! Let's keep turning that shit into the gas that cooks us

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments

Sarah Ferguson on her high horse about Jacinta Price adopting Trump rhetoric ... Sarah, the MAGA is coming from inside the house

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

april and august are best friends. july is june's best friend but june isn't july's best friend. november, december and february are in a throuple. september haaates october but october is blissfully unaware of it. january is beloved by everybody but has low self esteem so never wants to hang out.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

they accidentally scheduled their april fools post for april 10

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

every day before i leave work i think "i should tidy my desk before i go home, in case someone in a ford raptor runs me off the road on my ride home"

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

therapy isn't cutting it i need like...metaphysics

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like this is obvious but if you're using AI "ironically" you're still using AI

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

does anybody have ita buttrose's email address somebody at the ABC just referred to Wayne's World being about "hip SoCal stoner types"

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

they should have a thing where instead of making you recover from surgery irl they just keep you sedated and hook you up to a bunch of machines and wake you up once everything is back to normal!!!!

submitted 120 days ago • 1 comment

me pulling four fingers out of a buffoon pack in the first shop

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

why do you, as a romantic comedy, need more than 100 minutes of run time???????

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

counterpoint: fuck golf/golf courses, u can just wear ruggers and go for a nice walk

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

early reports indicate that in 2025 boys are still going to Jupiter to get more stupider. and girls? why they're heading to Mars, to get more bras. same as it ever was.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

merry xmas from the outer suburbs of Canberra where it's 9am and a neighbour has been blasting the offspring self esteem for what feels like a full hour

submitted 157 days ago • 1 comment

i accidentally swallowed an edamame bean whole without chewing it am i gonna grow a soy bean plant in my tummy!!

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

what is it specifically about airports and planes that makes people go completely insane with the calling you "this lovely lady" or "ma'am" or "miss [surname redacted]" or whatever like am i catching a flight to CBR or the 1970s??? without fail every time i catch a plane, makes me feel super gross!!

submitted 158 days ago • 1 comment