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𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐚𝐬𝐬 proud t-mobile shill 😍 she/her, 208/613
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#tyranny

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someone should invent a photo of a cat wearing sunglasses that say "fuck trump" on the lenses. that would be pretty cool i think

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#BREAKING - Speaker of the House Emerita Nancy Pelosi now commands a skeleton army, believed to number around one hundred.

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ya gotta have contingencies for every situation. my plan if the nukes drop is to lead a cult of gen alpha/beta folk worshipping an old radio

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are pancake bread

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had a dream last night that foretold my own death. cool!

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millimeters is a decadent unit of measurement

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spreading god's love in this Costco

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love the sound my hair makes when i go out in subfreezing temperatures while it's still sopping wet because of my horrid time management skills

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in high school they called me "the mollusk"

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long awaited sequel to "pokémon ultra sun and ultra moon" to release on a rainy springtime day in 2026

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The Texas Board of Education now requires all American History textbooks to teach that the Founding Fathers all "shot heavy, sticky ropes" which were "white as fresh snow" and "traveled a great distance"

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Amazing! Rare one in a million sighting of a blue RFK jr

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why tf does this image exist

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abraham lincoln i beg of thee please save me from this mortal coil

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pennsylvania is a clown state

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brad little personal phone number

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Senator Richard Bloomin' Onion

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lol dude. your bell is tolling for thee. idiot.

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Worm-like creature with 'dark secret'

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These are your orders

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going absolutely apeshitt in my lords wheat fields

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new US Treasury Branch

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typical MSM shill.

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[youtube in 1224] How Long Might He Live Whilst Flayèd

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cannot hang with any crew where seldom is heard an encouraging word

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Please select all the images that show LECHERY:

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bro i am straight up dancin and prancin in jingle bell square rn

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Please RSVP to my Grover Cleveland resurrection ceremony

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mormons! mormon alert! everybody point and laugh!

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jellyfish lack zest for life. they are condemned to hell

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getting my shit absolutely blown out to this at full blast in the background

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what gender does meth transition you to

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Dasani has been reclassified as a biological weapon

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throwback to my days as a propagandist

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Lordy Lordy look who am become death destroyer of worlds

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Lime is a social construct.

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it’s high time for a hootenanny

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i make most of my money from forwarding my clients resumes to porn agencies

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They should make bumper stickers for your ass

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leftist infighting is just fandom wars for teenagers who chose to join fandoms of early 20th century eastern european political factions instead of, like, anime or video game fandoms like everyone else

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