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The headline that 21 DOGE staffers have resigned is a little misleading. These were employees of the United States Digital Service, which existed pre-administration and was absorbed into Musk’s team. These aren’t the young idiots; these are actual civil servants.

This guy is by all accounts the real deal. www.cbsnews.com/video/biden-...

Put plainly, Musk has wasted 48 hours of the federal government’s time to fuck with people’s heads under the guise of achieving greater efficiency.

@mikescollins.bsky.social Plz respond about our child's toddler improv bills. If you don't want to talk to me can you please designate or hire someone who can so that we can move forward

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Asking dissatisfied post office employees to send you 5 bullets

on top of this being unenforceable bullshit, many federal employees cannot even access their email on the weekend without a work VPN. others can, but (unlike in musk’s world) it’s actually frowned upon to access off duty.

“The unknown was not as scary as being complicit and not speaking up,” Ms. Ortiz said... “I can exist on cornflakes and community at the end of the day if it means that my soul is intact.”

Percy said tender engines don’t shunt?! Oh we will see about that.

I don’t know why this is hard for folks to understand. The layoffs aren’t just about probationary employees. They are going beyond that. It won’t stop. It’s all about making agencies non-functional.

I think even Gritty is happy Canada won

like 30% of the federal workforce is veterans.

gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.

the most dishonorable and malevolent elected official in my lifetime including Trump, frankly, because he understood exactly what he was doing and what the consequences would be

“I knew someone on AA5432.” That was the subject of an email NPR host Adrian Ma sent to newsroom leaders in the hours after the DC plane crash. He trusted us with sharing his story — and her contagious energy. www.npr.org/2025/02/20/g...

New — Social Security Administration (SSA) probationary employees were told today that they have eight hours to agree to be reassigned to a field office, tele-service center or payment center and waive all rights to appeal reassignment, or they will be fired, agency source tells me.

The funniest part of this era is the every five minute uncovering that one of the white nationalists is racist.

Is this sort of thing genuinely happening more often? Or is everything else just happening less often..

oh hey sorry i haven’t texted you back in months it’s just that you asked me how i was

Non-dirt behavior! Hell yeah

BREAKING: Indigenous activist Leonard Peltier released from prison after nearly 50 years

I love that the auteur who recorded this kept the unused fire hydrant in the shot the whole time. Godard-level irony.

“Was (guy) there with his child bride?” -sentence I just overheard but also eternally applicable entertainment industry q

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

I hope the wiggles are the richest people on the goddamn earth

it's not all doom and gloom. it's also disaster, and despair

I feel like I'm going insane every time I see a media story about DOGE that doesn't also mention the fact that the Government Accountability Office exists and performs the exact function that DOGE pretends to, only in a credibly constitutional, non-partisan, and conflict-of-interest-free manner

Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face

Can we please stop saying this is the "dumbest possible timeline"? My buddy made this timeline..

time to dig up the @adamkotsko.bsky.social tweet

Friend: The bad news is just so non stop, it’s impossible to wrap your head around anything Me (exclusively thinking about this headline): yeah totally

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

This morning as I pathetically tried to wipe a spray-painted swastika off a sign at the playground with a baby wipe, I thought: metaphor.

Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges. This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.