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naniuzumaki.bsky.social
newark to atlanta • sports broadcaster • writer • criminal psych major • blerd 😘
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I wish “reading bars” were a thing. a full bar but with cozy seating, calm background music, etc. I want to drink in public but I also want to curl up and read and not be bothered

Found my therapist burner account

Like EVER.

my own policy is to not date where I work. No matter what. There have been times where I was willing to break it but had to remain strong lol.

You tried telling them that on the bird app and they were in a tizzy 😭💀

tempted to speak on this more in-depth but instead i'll just say this, i've never seen it end well.

but it can be so fun🤭

Incredible highs if you actually fuck 'em. Lows in the pits of hell.

insta saw it first unfortunately

It’s a bad move😭🤭

cannot shit where you eat

gonna distract myself with my annual rewatch of The Office

crushing on your coworker is never a good idea 💀

Gotta catch up on DanDaDan and Blue Lock tonight, soo excited to get home and slide under that heated blanket 😮‍💨

Going back and forth between: “I should meal prep and go to the gym” and “it’s Christmas Eve, lemme order some food, take a nap, and watch movies under this heated blanket” 😭😭😭

my nephew is funny as hell 😂 (he’s only ten, by the way). It’s either this or $20 cashapp requests

birthday shopping/outings are sooo much more enjoyable when you’re spending someone else’s money 😂 this is ghetto

22/23 cuz maam… 😐😐 you got yo feelings hurt over a nigga you never dated?

Me tryna find that damn Guava!! 🫠

"They" = hyenas obviously

This! Pisses me off

Whew Chile. So many mistakes I’ve made

I don’t really regret anything but I’d slap last year’s me, specifically every version after June 2023 bc she needed to stand up fr

Finding a store with mango jarritos should not be soo hard ???

If I don’t eat Mexican like twice a week, I think I might actually die

17 .. I was so mean to my dad during my cotillion and I always think how I wish I could take that moment back.

17. Just before I thought it was a good idea to square up with my dad lol

26, for marrying that woman

Couple months ago. I did some shit just for the plot smh

I FINALLY finished running this G-League game at work and all my favorite taco spots are closing in less than 10 minutes 😩😩😩😩😩 what am I gonna eat now ????

Shit we go be fighting at any age so I probably wouldn’t