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i do traffic control stuff for CARS, 22, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️ @slopjoe.bsky.social ❤️
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James Cameron says #AvatarFireAndAsh will be the longest film yet in the franchise The last one was 3 hours and 12 minutes (via Empire Mag)

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fr dawg???

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i cried at work today!

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i need a haircut im looking a little busted lately

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im better now :3

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i am so fucking angry

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accidentally nice to a man, NEVER AGAIN i fear… :(

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work with no earbud is double work

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no bleets today cause they actually had me WORKING at my job today for some reason

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I only have the one business card so please mail it back to me when you’re done

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isn’t it weird i pee out more than the pee i drink :0

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when you accidentally witness the handoff so you gotta do the smirk and nod to let them know you’re down with narcotics

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i have to pee 100 times a day cause spiro and the work bathroom smells like YUCKY DOODOO DOOKY and i’m only a girl and

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wow this is huge, the cats man follows me now! couldn’t have done it without all my naom-heads

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do NOT put me in your starter pack!! i am a trojan and i WILL put a crypto miner on your computer

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the worst part of time prison is that after you serve your 1,000,000 year sentence, you have to go right back to work the next day!

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we’ve all read the bible, but have we ever stopped to consider that it all might be true :0

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my favorite part of spy kids 3 is when george clooney does an impression of sylvester stallone

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they should make drano with caffeine this shit always knocks me outtt

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how was i supposed to know she was manic, she ALWAYS posts like that!

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nothing hits the spot like Band-Aid® Brand Adhesive Bandages!

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Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, always on DRM.

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I'm trying to write a scary story, this shit's hard

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Nen is far and away the best power system in anime

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help my newborn is a topological klein bottle and i don’t know where to put the milk in

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next time i see you i’m gonna uppercut into tornado kick into hammer kick, then two round house kicks (either leg), followed, of course, by “ippon,” the finishing blow

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i googled my symptoms and apparently i’m a living corpse shambling through the wastelands in search of drink and splendor liek waaaattt u didn’t have to read me down that bayyyud

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i didn’t even know the oscar’s were today because i no longer see my movie friend :(

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zamn bro the honkers are bodacious, what’s the prog regimen?

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i went to the discover tab and there’s nothing freaky there, what’s the cheat code???

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fuck doctors

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