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[foaming at the mouth] ITS THE PROTESTANT WORK ETHIC. the puritans invented the idea that God rewards people financially for being good people so if you're rich you must be good and now that insidious idea has absolutely ruined our country

every time you bring up lolicon on this website, a thousand teenagers will start pulling out Japanese stereotypes that would be too far for WW2 propaganda and cite a Japanese radfem who's written a book titled 「トランスジェンダー問題の最終的解決策」

first of all: maybe don't like every single tweet that mentions the topic you're doing second: fix your fucking transphobia problem

all right. anywhere without tenderqueers is better than here.

first of all: maybe don't like every single tweet that mentions the topic you're doing second: fix your fucking transphobia problem

he was 100% doing it on purpose come on. he's a 50 something South African who spends all day on Twitter replying to and boosting neo-Nazi accounts. get real.

covers used to be so cool, god also I genuinely thought the second pic was of Sevarian at first lmao

Decided to write about puriteens, the failures of liberal feminism, and what we can do about it. medium.com/@nataliearie...

you can't be calling it that white baby

this guy should watch The Substance and take a long look in the bathroom mirror at the theater afterward

you can't be calling it that white baby

If you're serious about writing, you have to read your peers. If it's good, it will inspire you. If it's bad, it will really really inspire you.

anti-Angloid banger alert www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeQM... i heavily recommend reading a translation of the lyrics for this one though. it sounds a little Suspect if you don't understand the wordplay going on lol.

y, the nothing app

"I hate the Rooks. I'll hate them as long as I live." - John McCain on chess

Every article about Red Lobster filing for bankruptcy is "ha ha endless shrimp, what did they think would happen" and then buried ten paragraphs down is the usual:

HOUSE asks the question: would the standard hospital violence be worth it if they A) believed you were in genuine pain and not fakin' or w/e and B) actually solved your problem your doctor hates the hospital slightly more than he hates you

Magical realism is an inherently schizophrenic genre.

going to church is bad. instead talk to a schizoautist trans woman while both of you are off your ass on weed.

Whenever a writer's letters are released, I'm always uncomfortable with it. It'd be like if you released someone's Discord logs were released to the public nowadays.

I've been monitoring the ups and downs of rebuilding subscriptions post-Amazon for the magazines that have been impacted. Unsurprisingly, it turns out that survival depends on us being more shameless. So... If you like what we do, maybe it's time to subscribe: clarkesworldmagazine.com/subscribe/

From Judith Butler's new book

All these years of MCU movies and we still don't fucking have Squirrel Girl

I am so fucking schizotypal

LOWtax SPEEDrun *clap clap clapclapcalp* LOWtax SPEEDrun *clap clap clapclapcalp* LOWtax SPEEDrun *clap clap clapclapcalp*

making a series of these

day 2 of candy crush regionals is heating up

every time the sex scene discourse crops up my need to include a sex scene in every longform piece I ever write becomes a little bit more unbreakable

Shaun King's final moment of clarity and act of redemption, straight from his family: On his deathbed #ShaunKing received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

I'm not saying he did this because he watched Dune 2. Just that anyone suddenly converting to Islam in March of 2024, you know, I'm going to be suspicious that it wasn't completely a coincidence.

Anatomy of a Fall is "Anatomie D'une Chute" in French, by the way. I feel like I should get that off my chest before the Oscars end.

One of my favorite experiences I've had with a work of art: The main character being described in a way that so closely with my experiences that I had to check I wasn't hallucinating.

How you look calling it the Shogun and not the Commander-in-Chief of the Expeditionary Force Against the Barbarians.