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I can fold a fitted sheet but is there a trick I'm missing to eating a millefeuille gracefully

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The DWP has lost more employment tribunals for disability discrimination in the past five years than any other UK employer.

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Rectum? Damn near- damn near...well, that's new. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...

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Dracula attempting to move on from a conversation topic

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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

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Recently I found myself on Antipope Instagram, where there are endless reels of the current Antipope of the Palmarian Catholic Church. This is, of course, extremely my jam, and I started reading up on them hoping to find some wild theology, but instead I found something WAY better...

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DWARF 1: well lord Balin is dead, there are hordes of murderous goblins in the next room and no way to the surface, we're basically dead DWARF 2: you know what this means DWARF 1: build an elegant 50 foot tomb for balin with custom etching and a promenade DWARF 2: custom tomb. promenade.

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monorail moodboard on film

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Yesterday someone donated this bag which genuinely has an adjustment strap that is a big cable with a bright red button in one of the worst design decisions since gestures vaguely at last 25 years. She said she was sick of the looks she gets on trains.

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Oh man I love this time of year, all the windows open so I can hear the woman walking past on the phone shouting "YOU SHOULDN'T NEED TO APOLOGISE FOR NEEDING A SHIT, ANTHONY, EVEN ON A WORK CALL"

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tying a girl up and making her think we're about to have kinky sex all night but actually im just restraining her so she has to listen intently the whole time while i explain the plot of the Metal Gear Solid franchise in full

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Noted local eccentric watches birds fight over a hedge

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trans women are women in the positionality, negotiation, embodiment, and desire way. also in the sense of how women can do anything. trans women are women in the sense of women being the protagonists of the march of history and my heart

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How I feel when I’ve done the bare minimum.

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Okay so: good news and bad news. The good news is I’m finally about to sign for full-time work. The bad news is I am very overdrawn and it’ll be a while before I’m paid. If anyone feels like helping me get through this transition period, my CashApp is $sacc and my PayPal is @StellaSacco. Thank you

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Nothing worse than when the manic upswing passes and you failed to capitalize on it

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When I find out who wrote this crappy rhyming dictionary I’m going to name and embarrass them.

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Keir Starmer is extremely clear, it is wrong to make transphobic statements if they might upset a cis person

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In the Beano this week Bananaman’s enemy General Blight becomes the head of DOPE - the Department of Pure Evil.

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Happy St George' Day!

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When I say 'RETVRN', I just mean 'still as an adult getting birthday cards read out on your favourite TV show that's a lovingly but amateurishly traced picture of your favourite characters having a tea party & when the presenter lifts the flap on the teapot it's a photo of you.'

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If you enjoyed this bullshit aimed at previous leaders then you might like it aimed at the current one, I guess: Now, hop on one leg and apologise. Hop on one leg, bark like a dog and apologise. No, not like a big dog, like a little yappy one.

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Happy Saint George day indeed.

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hell yeah

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Just saw someone say that opening a message when you didn’t mean to and the person who sent it can now see you read it has the same energy as when Pippin accidentally knocked the bucket down the well in the Mines of Moria and alerted the Orcs, and now I’ll not be able to stop thinking of that ever.

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And this is just not true. As someone frequently challenged before transitioning they do not just 'have a good laugh'. They threaten you. Nobody finds it funny.

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For Bookforum, I wrote about about the New York photographer Peter Hujar’s portraits of artists on the brink of the AIDS epidemic. www.bookforum.com/print/3104/t...

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10 minutes to go

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Remember when he (and the rest of the Labour scum) acted shocked and appaled because Rishi Sunak said literally exactly this in front of Brianna Ghey's mum?

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Is Henry Blodget ok

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"We're not in the EU" isn't an answer to this, by the way. We still have to comply with this stuff. Especially if it impacts Northern Ireland.

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Can we paint this now or 😭

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