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Analytical FPL maverick cursed by the FPL gods. Breaking down data, maximizing EV, and getting all the wrong bounces. Stuck with ‘bad luck’ but dreaming big. #FPL #Top1Goal
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Shit as always

GW20 Solanke to Isak That’s all

Nothing important, just a bad GW as always this season.

Finally got rid of Bruno Fernandes after that second yellow, never been happier to hit the sell button! 🥳 Brought in Eze because, well, Very Eze decision. Captained Palmer because it’s colder in Egypt than my rank right now ❄️ (still stuck at 1M – shocker). 4 FTs next week. GL!

Thanks Bruno ❤️ To the next GW

Boxing Day GW18: Mbuemo out, Ødegaard in (1 of 4 FTs) Rank’s still a joke at 800k, but I’m hoping Ødegaard leaves me a very nice present under the tree 🎄

Small red. Next GW will be fun 👀

GW17: Porro to Castagne. Couldn’t risk starting Andersen over TAA with the fear of a cameo, so Andersen stays benched despite being back! The headache is real, but let’s hope he makes up for it in the coming GWs. Rank still stuck at 800k, GL!

Keeping Porro was a lucky decision. We move.

GW16: Rolled the 3 FTs and decided to gamble on Porro starting instead of switching to Colwill. Hoping it doesn’t come back to haunt me! Current rank: 900k. Let’s climb! 🚀

83 points despite being down to 10 men thanks to Gabriel and Arteta’s masterclass in secrecy. Not bad, though—solid game week overall!

Justice

GW 15: In line with my usual bad luck this season, of course, Liverpool’s match gets postponed while I own Trent Alexander-Arnold, and I don’t have enough defensive cover due to injuries. Anyway, I’ll roll the transfer since there’s no logical replacement. GL!

55 points in GW14, another red arrow, and down to 1.8m. This FPL season just keeps punishing me. Analytical decisions, no reward. Feeling drained, but the fight isn’t over.

Rolled the FT in GW14 and kept faith in Mbeumo. Planning to bank up to 5 FTs over the festive chaos! 🎄 Rank: 1.5M and climbing. Patience is the play—big moves ahead! #FPL #GW14

78 points in GW13, yet I’m still stuck in the mud from my terrible start. At this rate, even TAA’s crosses can’t save my season! We move

GW13: Foden to Palmer (C) because, you know, genius moves only. The rest of my team is pure template, except TAA, who I’m relying on to outscore Haaland against Man City and save my 1.8M rank.

Started the season getting bodied by variance, but the predicted curve is closing in on the realized one. Revenge arc loading 🔥 #FPL

Only one hero can handle this shit season

GW12: Injury chaos has left me fielding the only FPL team in the world without Cole Palmer. 1FT Greaves to Andersen.

My FPL season is cursed—now it’s not just my players getting injured, but me too! Twisted my ankle during a match today. Who’s the next sub in real life 😂

My FPL team has so many injuries, I’m not managing a squad—I’m running a hospital

Every day is a new chance to try, to learn, to grow. Even small steps lead somewhere. #Motivation #KeepGoing

Trying out BlueSky and hoping my fantasy football luck follows me here. Ready to share insights, laugh at the chaos, and enjoy the journey!