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natalie.gay
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how the fuck would a girl learn how to stretch

more of a distraction from the sad

got bored so I'm relearning dvorak

kmsing by pissing up onto the caltrain catenary wires

women who use LaTeX should cut me with knives

every time i ignore a bunch of automated phone calls from the clinic they ask to confirm my phone number on my next visit

You ain't live until a girl eats glass in your lap

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

can someone hypnotize me into believing walking the one block to work takes 15 minutes so I can be on time? that false sense of security of "it's just a block away" makes me late literally every fucking time

unicycling to the hardware store fit

all the podcasts i listen to should do shows at my job so I can actually go to them

annoying how I will turn notifications on for people I want to keep in touch with and then like so many other things the notifications become a part of the scenery and blend in and then I'm not keeping up with them :(

can someone come kill me so I can skip work tn

If you are using Signal, and you are doing something the government considers illegal, the way they are going to read your messages about it is they'll arrest the person you sent the messages *to* and make them show the logs. We see this technique appear repeatedly in "Jan. 6" court filings.

my whole personality is a trauma response

hey so my signal is in my pinned if you work at the white house and wanna make my day

we're so back

damn the girl who writes these posts must be so hot and sexy haha

meow

gonna start carrying lockpicks just so I can get into bathrooms to fucking piss

"What radicalized you?" *gestures broadly*

having an extended "I'm built like this moment"

feeling the most 30 years old I have ever felt in my life

I want them to fix the tempest cabinet at my job my high score isn't high enough

vape dead and I'm next

girls will hornypost in the hours leading up to their estrogen shot

wheres science on giving me a clone of myself

like yes from the sun but also

did I post about needing vitamin d yet

need vitamin d

I wanna try using this shit more but idk who I already followed hello

we have to kill capitalism so the internet can be good again

hello are any of my friends here