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Not me yelling “CONCLAVE ME BABY” in this bar

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Someone check on @jake.hashtag.biz, they omitted Uecker from the In Memoriam #Oscars

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Why did they choose horror movie music for the #Oscars In Memoriam?

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

IT IS A WAR for my heart 🙏🏼 #oscars

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Absolutely trouncing @jake.hashtag.biz in this Oscar ballot game

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

I started working on a quilt top today and then after hours of cutting and sewing, as I started to piece it together, I cried bc I thought it was ugly. 🫡

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I have thought my sewing machine was broken for like over a year and today I sat down to see what’s wrong so I can fix it (I’ve wanted to get back into quilting), and it works totally fine. I sewed two 40 inch strips of fabric together no problem 🥴

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

If I ever say “there’s this new bar I want to check out,” the bar is almost certainly not new, I simply just found out about it and there’s a 70% chance that it’s been open longer than I’ve been alive.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Hopping on Tinder to try to find someone to share a vessel with me.

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I love that it’s staying lighter late bc I can nap again after work without waking up in the pitch black, not knowing what year I am in.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Oops, had a social hour at work where I dominated the whole conversation talking about how great Milwaukee and the Great Lakes are.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Truly one of my life joys is when it’s the kind of windy that makes the house sound haunted.

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Tickling is insane, right? Like it’s crazy that we lowkey torture children like that under the guise of a goof?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Hearing a rumble of thunder tonight/early tomorrow would eliminate my seasonal depression.

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

First thing I did this morning coming back from PTO was put in 3 more PTO requests

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Being trusted with the forbidden videos >>>>

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

As a person who hates conflict, this episode of Pod Meets World is absolutely destroying me.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Spring is here and I will not accept any negativity on the subject, thank you very much

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Swore I was gonna have a vegetable as soon as I got home from Texas but instead I ate approximately 798 KitKats

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Planes that are too hot are such a specific kind of hell.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Holy shit, I actually had an upgrade cleared this morning to Atlanta. I never get an upgrade on a Monday when transiting through Atlanta.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve got the Sunday Scaries although yah girl is OOO tomorrow

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The Conclave Oscar campaign going so far as to actually killing the Pope is kinda iconic tbh

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Just a girl waiting until marriage before she shares a vessel with another person.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

fifteen two fifteen four a double run for twelve and a partridge in a pear tree

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Austin loves an industrial steel toilet stall.

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The weather app says it’s gonna start snowing in about 10 minutes… in Austin, Texas… and we have an outdoor brunch reservation. We’re so cooked chat.

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Partying with your friends in your 30s is wild because why are we all up before 8am?

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments