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Director of Tricks and Schemes @Google
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Oh, you're like water when you fight? The drink?? How weak you sound! I bet I could destroy water in a single blow

The discover feed on Blue sky is great for seeing endless new variations of the chuck wendig Wednesday tweet

Anything could be in there. Even an evil guy

We all sneered when John Mulaney said Trump was like a horse in a hospital. "Bah!" we said. "You're out of your tree, John old boy!" Now look at us.

There should be a Tomb of the Bumbling Soldier to honor our nation's knuckleheaded privates who carried their rifles backwards and stuff

On Tuesdays I reward myself by reading the latest chapter of the wonderful comic Chainsaw Man, then I punish myself by reading what other readers think about it

Shape can make or break candy. For example, the Goetze's Bullseye is a lovely treat for a refined palette, while the Goetze's Cow Tale is a disgusting pacifier for drooling babies

still don't believe in evolution? I brought a cave fish above ground and it grew a pair of soulful hazel eyes

Bluto is such a rotten man. rotten to the core

The president has told a fib. Share if you think fibs are Not On

Everyone's trying to promote themselves on here. Stop that. It's best to have like 3 people who read your posts

I HAVE COME TO THIS PLATFORM TO BRING THE VILLAIN KEITH CARBERRY TO JUSTICE FOR STEALING MY SENTENCE

I want to post again! I deserve to!!!