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5 yr old: Mom, can you help me with my mitten? I can get one on and not the other. Me: sure. 5: well, actually I CAN get it on, but it's very stressful and I don't like that feeling. You know? Me: *gesturing toward the world* yeah, I know.

"I am the oldest little kid in my family," says my 5 year old emphatically, who is, in fact, the youngest child in our family.

5 yr old: Mom? Guess what I'm thinking! Me: I'm out of guesses right now, love. 5: Okay, well, if we had a pet elephant, we'd have to keep it in the shop because that's the only place it would fit. // I believe I can safely say that I was never going to win that guessing game.

Me: *sleeping peacefully* 18 yr old: *pounds on door* Mom, there's a new lamb and it needs help! And so began our day today. But let me tell you, this tiny new lamb is the *cutest*. We named her Flutterbudget and she is everything perfect about a newborn lamb.

Each morning at 7:48 am, I'm in my chair with coffee and my son sticks his head into the kitchen and says, "Have a good day, Mom," before he goes out to catch the bus. I spent a lot of years thinking I'd never have kids, so the simplicity of that moment is one of my favorite parts to every day.

I'm trying to work up the energy to switch to Substack. I think. Maybe. What I really want is for people to just return to reading blogs again. Specifically, my blog. 😂😂😂

Me: *groans* I over steamed the broccoli. 5 yr old, patting my arm: oh, that's okay. I wasn't going to eat it anyway.

Today is the 4-year anniversary of when our first lamb was born on the farm and I can honestly say our sheep have been my favorite animals to raise and I'm very proud of past-us for just buying our first ewes even though we had no idea what we were doing. 👏

Our first lamb of the season was born. We named her Flower. She's pretty adorable.

My son turns 18 tomorrow. 👏👏

We have another lake effect snow warning in effect for our county with "the strongest band hitting Tug Hill", which sounds... ominous. So, like any good wife & mother, I'm buying supplies for homemade doughnuts.

I accidentally made my brother the bad guy by telling my daughter I'd read our chapter book aloud until he got here today. Never has a niece been soooo disappointed to see her uncle. I would feel bad except he was kind of a pest growing up, so it's fair. ;)

I messed up a batch of caramel before Christmas and today we pulled it out to drizzle on ice cream and it was a very excellent mistake, let me tell you.

One of my husband's customers brought me a stack of records b/c he knew I liked them & now the kids & I just spent an entire morning listening to oldies & really, it's a rather brilliant way to spend one's day.

The number of fake accounts on Bluesky is truly impressive. Wondering if I'm the only person actually on here; that would be a little embarrassing.

My birthday is in 20 minutes and I am VERY excited because I am finally turning 40 and I've been 40 in my heart since I was 18 years old.

The problem with Christians calling heaven "home" is that sometimes you see posts that say "[recently ill individual] made it home for Christmas ❤️" and it takes you several minutes of investigating to decide if they died or got better. And even then, you're not 100% positive.

I read my Christmas book in church today for our kids program and it was so incredibly fun watching the kids act out the stories as I read. Life experience I never knew I needed has officially been unlocked. 👏👏

My Christmas tree has been officially decorated by my five year old and it's the most lopsided, non-aesthetic tree possible and I love every bit of it.