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Painter of wildlife and landscapes. Based in Texas. I used to be funny on the internet.
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It accidentally turned 77 degrees outside so I came out and just hung out with the chickens and spent WAY too long drawing this thing in my sketch book. I hope your day is as nice! #roots #sketching #spring #springgoesboing

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I've scheduled installations for cheaper internet and alarm, and now I need to spend 36 hours girding my loins to cancel the old ones. I hate the hard sell so much-it feels like I'm notifying someone that I just found out they have a week to live.

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Happy Valentine's day if that's your deal and happy Friday if not! Here's a new painting! It's a lady! It was done on a piece of paper! I am a serious artist? OUI OUI MON AMI. #jemapelle #portrait #flower #acrylic #sideeye

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It is cold and gray here and there's a whole lot of stuff wrong with the world, but painting this made me feel better (at least for a while). I hope you like it too! #sunflower #acrylicpainting #dallasartist

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"Bleach Enthusiast" is some well written comedy.

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Trump's Doral resort in Miami is hosting a conspiracy conference filled with antivaxxers, QAnon promoters and one of the world's biggest peddlers of bleach as a cure for autism and cancer The website also said Lara Trump would be a headline speaker www.wired.com/story/antiva...

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I started doing a color journal today and I kept having little bits of extra paint left over, so I started painting over a little painting I had sitting on my desk. I'm pretty happy with how they turned out! And it's got almost all my colors in it! #acrylicpainting #littleguys #nothingcompares2u

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I started watching/rewatching Twin Peaks and there appears to be a Texas flag in the library?

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A conversation with a friend inspired to me to do this portrait of David Lynch. I loved his relentless commitment to weirdness and authenticity. I can only hope he's up in heaven playing some backward footage of Jesus dancing with the nano from Twin Peaks. #twinpeaks #davidlynch #losthighway

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This is good and you should read it

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Jesus please surround Catturd with your holy angels

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I work for a Fortune 500 company. In my building, we have these self checkout "convenience stores". I walked by one yesterday, and the drinks were well stocked but the stuff on the shelves was all gone (except for like four things).

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Artcat (TM) gives his thoughts on today's efforts. #acrylicpainting #artcat #artcatholic #artcaterwauling

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When I go on the apps and have to enter my income, I just submit this picture:

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I look at myself in the mirror and in pictures and I think I look ok and then I see myself on zoom and it's like "Is this the spirit of Christmases yet to come? Tell me what horrid events have befallen me that would leave me such a grimacing husk?"

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Inside of you is an Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town

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Serious question-who's in charge of place names where the place (ie the Gulf of Mexico) isn't owned by a nation? #geography #shouldbegulfofsuperman

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We let our son curse while I was driving out of LA because the city of his birth was on fire, and he saw a palm tree and said, “What the fuck? Where's the fucking coconuts?” and I haven't stopped laughing for 24 hours.

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I've been messing around with charcoal and pastels quite a bit lately. I'm really happy with how this one turned out! I hope you're safe and warm wherever you are because it is about to ice-mageddon here. This piece is 8.5x11 on paper and available for $75 plus shipping. Message me for details!

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I just watched Gladiator II. It's funny that the two leaders are "guy who's pure evil" and "syphilitic doofus". It feels like some kind of metaphor.

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This kind of thing where there's a pretty decent analysis of a thing I only have a passing familiarity with is fascinating to me for some reason.

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It's 73 today, so I ate outside. Saw the traditional Christmas fly as well as the traditional Christmas crop of a boatload of strawberries. #climatechange

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Hey all! I haven't dropped off the face of the earth! I'm still making things and learning some new stuff. I made these yesterday and I was really happy with how they turned out! I hope y'all's day is beautiful! #ink #portrait #abstract #bighairdontcare

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Fantastic tifo, this is 🌌

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