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Co-host of Pretty Corrupt Podcast I played Prince Charming in a 2nd grade production of Snow White. Reviews were mixed.
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it was already an uphill battle but i see that armie hammer hasn’t succeeded much in becoming more likable. at least no one was eaten this time. baby steps.

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welp i guess the new york times has decided to end my wordle win streak. btw i’m a sociopath, not a robot, but that’s an honest mistake on their part.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

i love kieran culkin finally winning everything cause the dude has been making awesome stuff for decades. if you haven’t seen it i highly recommend Igby Goes Down, where he basically plays a teenage version of roman roy.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

i’m always here for the academy giving out awards to make up for a past snub. zoe saldaña has now recouped on one of those snubs, but she still deserves one more. #Oscars

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

why can’t we get a puppy oscars as some counter-programming tonight? if it works for the super bowl it can work for this.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

having worked the oscars for over 10 years i can confidently say that i’m perfectly content to never watch it again. i don’t need that stress.

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passed an amazon delivery guy on the sidewalk while i was running and i guess he heard me coming up behind him fast so he turned around and got into a fighting stance. it surprised me and i actually tripped and fell. i guess those guys always have to be ready to throw hands. i respect it.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

honestly i’d be more surprised if someone *didn’t* stand her up for dinner.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

that’ll teach ‘em!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

last friday vs. this friday. i’m sure this is fine. (also…nice)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

honestly, as someone with the attention span of a puppy, this wasn’t the worst idea.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

what are we doing here? why are we already rebooting the single greatest movie of the 21st century? get the f*ck out of my face with this nonsense.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

oh nooo were the $1000 twice-baked potatoes not selling well? #RHOBH

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

this quiz was harder than i expected. i’ve lost my fastball.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

ok this one tastes incredible and that’s going to be a problem.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

my first thought here was that this man cannot be real. then i learned that there are, in fact, two of them. i’m now even more confused.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

you could have given me 50 attempts and i still wouldn’t have guessed that this is justin bieber.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

i would very much like to be the “paparazzo called by bravolebs to take pictures of them at disneyland” if that job ever becomes available thanks. #rhobh

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

i fell asleep while taking the SATs because i was very hungover so, no, i don’t consider it an accurate metric for anything at all.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment