Profile avatar
nathan-virica.bsky.social
Ex-musician, ex-stand-up comedian and now YouTuber living mainly in Finland with my wife because Lee Anderson isn't there and it's where I get sex. https://www.youtube.com/@British_Ar5ehole_In_Exile https://www.instagram.com/british_ar5ehole_In_Exile
72 posts 30 followers 43 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

In fairness to Pete Hegseth, we've all sent a message to someone we shouldn't have when we've been drunk.

#NotBlessed www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formul...

"We regret to announce that our passengers will not make it to their intended destinations today due to a massive fireball near the airport." - Heathrow Airport "Hey, that's OUR thing!" - Boeing

For those of you who haven't read them yet, the released JFK Files unequivocally point towards this man, and this man alone, being the diabolical mastermind behind the assassination plot.

@smrrejoinradio.bsky.social

Curs'ed Comment Sections - Episode 1 What could be more depressing than a documentary about the Holocaust? As it turns out, it's reading the YouTube comment section UNDERNEATH a documentary about the Holocaust... www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLD8... www.instagram.com/british_ar5e... x.com/BVDBABY

"I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family, spare me my life, from this school VAT." - Alexander Armstrong

Another picture I took at Sea Life, Helsinki last week. They've labelled it as a "nursery", but I think it would work better as an aquatic Octagon for if/when Fish MMA ever becomes a thing.

Best case scenario for Trump's UK state visit and meeting with King Charles: The gluttonous Trump tries to eat Charles' fingers - mistaking them for sausages - prompting the Royal Protection Group to take him out. Ideally at the exact same moment that the Trump Baby Balloon floats past the window.

Yesterday, one of the most hotly anticipated cue sport videos of all time was dropped by a certain champion with a Scottish background who won numerous snooker trophies in the 1990s. Yep, that's right - Ep2 of The Cue Sport Diaries is up on my YouTube channel now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNkM...

New YouTube video finally up. Mainly for fans and viewers of The Apprentice (UK), but there might be enough in there for others to enjoy too. Who knows? 🤷‍♂️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYqM...

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.

It may be super strong, but it's most definitely sensitive. It just overheard me saying I thought Tresemme was marginally better and it burst into tears.

Rabanne's new fragrance is called "Fame Phantom", and they're using a David Bowie song in the advert for it - Bowie, who famously had a hit song called "Fame". So guess which of his songs they're using in the advert? Yep, you guessed it; Let's Dance. 🥴 www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI9P...

Today, Brexit is five-years-old, as is the mental age of anyone who still supports it. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Aviation experts: "Flying is statistically the safest form of travelling in the world." Boeing: "Hold our beer..." Trump: "NO! HOLD MINE!... www.jefftiedrich.com/p/imbecile-b...

Tried to read an article to find out what the latest EA controversy is all about, but ironically, only the first two paragraphs of the article were free and the rest was behind a paywall.

Alternative thumbnail for my latest video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDdC...

One of the main reasons Elon Musk's Cybertruck isn't legal in the UK is because of serious safety concerns. Among these, the risk of declining mental health after being given the "wanker" gesture by everyone you drive past in it

@smrrejoinradio.bsky.social Episode 3 of my new YouTube series, Pricks of the Year 2025. Featuring King Charles III, Neil Gaiman, Andrew Tate and more! 👇 www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDdC...

I have no idea why Farage's nephew felt the need to resort to upskirting. If he wanted to see a complete twat that didn't want to be exposed or closely scrutinised, he could've just visited his uncle. www.thetimes.com/uk/society/a...

@stayeuropean.bsky.social

Episode 2 of my new YouTube series, Pricks of the Year 2025 - a Donald Trump Inauguration Special. Featuring Donald Trump, Donald J. Trump, Donald J. Trump's supporters, acolytes & enablers, and more! 👇 Contains strong language, adult humour and puerile knob jokes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OliH...

My wife has started referring to my Nesquik cereal as "man kibbles", and I'm honestly too impressed with it as a name to be insulted.

Anyone else think Javier Milei looks like if Robin Williams rose from the dead and decided to make a half-arsed attempt at becoming an Elvis impersonator?

Trying to Win a Pool Tournament Having Not Played for Four Months - Ambition or Idiocy? The Cue Sport Diaries - Episode 1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fws... www.youtube.com/@British_Ar5...

Bloody typical, isn't it? When the cat jumps up on the desk during my wife's work Zoom meetings to sniff her hands, lick her face and beg for treats, it's adorable. But when *I* do it, I'm "embarrassing her" and "jeopardising her career". Women, eh?

Thumbnail from my new YouTube video, Pricks of the Year 2025 - Episode 1, available to watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp6Z... www.youtube.com/@British_Ar5...

If David Lynch was involved in his funeral planning then it'll be quite something - talking horses as pallbearers, detached, non-sequiturial eulogies, the events of the day not happening in chronological order, and it'll take attendees 3 or 4 repeat viewings to understand the dark twist at the end.

Episode 1 of my new YouTube series, Pricks of the Year 2025, featuring Nigel Farage, Elon Musk, Russell Brand and more! This'll be cathartic viewing for anyone else who was driven here by Elon Musk's Twitter becoming a far-right, 4chan-esque hellscape. 👇 www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp6Z...

Apparently, when my missus moved to Finland with her cat, all the airport staff and flight attendants were cooing over said cat because of how well behaved she was. And yet, when *I* behave like an angel when travelling to Finland, I get fuck all!

So did Alexander Litvinenko.

To me, Jonathan Gullis looks like a middle-ranked darts player who flies into an uncontrollable "oche-rage" whenever he feels his opponent is slightly too slow retrieving his darts from the board.

So I'm doing this on November 24th and rather looking forward to it. #standupcomedy #comedy