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God I love this woman

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Going to attach a plow to my wife's walker and start plowing snow. But what plow to use?

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Why do people keep telling me to wake up? Is it because they're asleep and need someone to make important decisions like when to order pizza?

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I have horrible news! I am not an ambi-turner.

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The BBC wants to know why Europeans don't tend to buy American cars. I can answer that. American cars tend to lack in imagination, beauty, and sexiness. They're also too large.

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First the conspiracy theorists wanted us to wake up. Now they're upset that we did. Make up your mind people!

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Sometimes I feel like I deserve a hangover and sometimes I’m just lying there minding my own business like wtf

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A effective messaging for Musk is "He's a crybaby, immature, greedy motherfucker and Grimes can attest to that last part."

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She's woke. She's woke. She's woke. She might be dead. (I think that's the line.)

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There is tremendous fraud in the U.S. government. It's called Trump.

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That's Mr. Kilgore to you!

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Hey. According to Trumpism, and totally not science, any fear that has no logical backing is valid. This could happen.

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Don't know what you're talking about. I diversified into beans a while ago and any day now I'm going to have a golden goose.

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This is proof that Tulsi Gabbard was born a man.

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I'm too busy reading diss' against the American government and politicians to post. It's horrible!

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But we could be idiots in arms.

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CHUCK SCHUMER: self-immolates at the steps of the capitol while holding a boombox over his head blasting "wake up" by RATM ME: ok not what i meant by "do something" but like. fuck yeah

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Pretty much how I envision it too

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Trump got 5000 less Mexican troops on the border than Biden had last year.

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It's toilet paper all over again. And because I'm ahead of the times I'll be hoarding baked beans this time around.

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Folks, I see a lot of you recently feeling free to use some variation of the "R" word for mentally disabled, including appending the last four letters as suffix to describe people you don't like. I'm not down with that, so if you do it in my comments, I'm gonna hide that shit at least. Be better.

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Some angry lady with road rage rolled down her window and screamed “I’m gonna make your life a living hell” so I yelled back, “no thanks I’m not looking for a relationship”

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You think we're pissed now. Wait until Trump responds with 50% tariffs and we turn around and cut power to Michigan, Ohio, the North East seaboard and Washington State.

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50% tariffs and no tequila until the USA strengthens their border and the illegal import of guns to Mexico is stopped to Mexico's satisfaction.

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We will remember not to give you apple grenades when the trench war begins.

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I’m sick of these Nirvana reunions that don’t include the band’s lead singer and most famous member. Sure, Kurt Cobain hasn’t performed in public for a long time (he might have some kind of health problem), but it still feels rude

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Riding on the chuck- wagon Following my man His name is Ted Can you believe that? (Ted- oh Ted- Fighting off danger) Camping on the prairie Plays havoc with my hair Makes me feel quite dirty Don't we all do sometimes? (Ted gets so dirty)

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Riding on the chuck- wagon Following my man His name is Ted Can you believe that? (Ted- oh Ted- Fighting off danger) Camping on the prairie Plays havoc with my hair Makes me feel quite dirty Don't we all do sometimes? (Ted gets so dirty)

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Breaking: Democratic Senators agree to come together and perform a heartfelt rendition of Imagine.

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That was like in the '90's dude.

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I've got it! Kristi was a stripper in a past life.

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Well. Either it'll be six more weeks of winter or six weeks until spring.

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Mexico is the friendliest country in the world?

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God I love this woman

Going to attach a plow to my wife's walker and start plowing snow. But what plow to use?

Why do people keep telling me to wake up? Is it because they're asleep and need someone to make important decisions like when to order pizza?

I have horrible news! I am not an ambi-turner.

The BBC wants to know why Europeans don't tend to buy American cars. I can answer that. American cars tend to lack in imagination, beauty, and sexiness. They're also too large.

First the conspiracy theorists wanted us to wake up. Now they're upset that we did. Make up your mind people!

Sometimes I feel like I deserve a hangover and sometimes I’m just lying there minding my own business like wtf

A effective messaging for Musk is "He's a crybaby, immature, greedy motherfucker and Grimes can attest to that last part."

She's woke. She's woke. She's woke. She might be dead. (I think that's the line.)

There is tremendous fraud in the U.S. government. It's called Trump.

That's Mr. Kilgore to you!

Hey. According to Trumpism, and totally not science, any fear that has no logical backing is valid. This could happen.

Don't know what you're talking about. I diversified into beans a while ago and any day now I'm going to have a golden goose.

This is proof that Tulsi Gabbard was born a man.

I'm too busy reading diss' against the American government and politicians to post. It's horrible!

But we could be idiots in arms.

CHUCK SCHUMER: self-immolates at the steps of the capitol while holding a boombox over his head blasting "wake up" by RATM ME: ok not what i meant by "do something" but like. fuck yeah

Pretty much how I envision it too

Trump got 5000 less Mexican troops on the border than Biden had last year.

It's toilet paper all over again. And because I'm ahead of the times I'll be hoarding baked beans this time around.

Folks, I see a lot of you recently feeling free to use some variation of the "R" word for mentally disabled, including appending the last four letters as suffix to describe people you don't like. I'm not down with that, so if you do it in my comments, I'm gonna hide that shit at least. Be better.

Some angry lady with road rage rolled down her window and screamed “I’m gonna make your life a living hell” so I yelled back, “no thanks I’m not looking for a relationship”

You think we're pissed now. Wait until Trump responds with 50% tariffs and we turn around and cut power to Michigan, Ohio, the North East seaboard and Washington State.

50% tariffs and no tequila until the USA strengthens their border and the illegal import of guns to Mexico is stopped to Mexico's satisfaction.

We will remember not to give you apple grenades when the trench war begins.

I’m sick of these Nirvana reunions that don’t include the band’s lead singer and most famous member. Sure, Kurt Cobain hasn’t performed in public for a long time (he might have some kind of health problem), but it still feels rude

Riding on the chuck- wagon Following my man His name is Ted Can you believe that? (Ted- oh Ted- Fighting off danger) Camping on the prairie Plays havoc with my hair Makes me feel quite dirty Don't we all do sometimes? (Ted gets so dirty)

Riding on the chuck- wagon Following my man His name is Ted Can you believe that? (Ted- oh Ted- Fighting off danger) Camping on the prairie Plays havoc with my hair Makes me feel quite dirty Don't we all do sometimes? (Ted gets so dirty)

Breaking: Democratic Senators agree to come together and perform a heartfelt rendition of Imagine.

That was like in the '90's dude.

I've got it! Kristi was a stripper in a past life.

Well. Either it'll be six more weeks of winter or six weeks until spring.

Mexico is the friendliest country in the world?

The film “Ratatouille” is in the ballpark of plausibility for Joe Rogan to believe it has literally happened

Respond with a 25% tariff until the States deals with their gun problem.

I went to Costco yesterday. stares off in the distance

Who says punk is dead? I just heard a great punk song on CSI:NY.

Easy. You just do.

This town needs a .... rat catcher.