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I cannot beat these hoes at farkle

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My freaking balls hurt

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Smokey the bear is a cryptid I wouldn't hesitate to mag dump

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I quit twitter because I was spending 2-3 hours a day looking at my phone and somehow this website hurts me more than that one ever did

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Airports must be crazy for a guy with a certain fetish (airplanes)

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They are chanting various spells and incantations at me

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He can't see shit

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Beautiful women should never have to run in an airport

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I need to see what 2500 elo cine2nerdle looks like

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Beautiful women should never have limited data

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Listened to the Zizian episode. I suddenly had this feeling that everything was connected. It's like I could see the whole thing, one long chain of events that stretched all the way back before Tumblr. I felt like I could see everything that happened, and everything that is going to happen.

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Yeah I keep it P you know the other six letters

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now is the perfect time to become an isolated lighthouse keeper and go only a little bit insane

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Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Maaaaaan I really wish Cotton would get gay me too'd already

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[Mutual Aid Request] need money to buy a B&T GHM9 Gen 2

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Told my girl I'm going to sleep but I'm actually watching some shit unfold on the exit 71 traffic cam

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It's poker night tonight (5 dudes sitting in discord playing balatro; all nonverbal)

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My girl just hit me with the yippyyyyy

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It's New Yearst Eve not New Year Steve

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"yo check out how fucked up this dude's hand is"

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I really can't wait to hear somebody sample Ralph Ineson's line in Nosferatu where he says "Paracelsus and Agrippa. Alchemy. The occult"

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Giving a robot a British accent is like making it evil twice

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Nosferatu kinda slapped I'm not gonna lie

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I think I might have seen a mountain lion in southern Oklahoma Sunday night

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Gotta have milk And cookies too!

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[counter strike voice] load refused

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I spent 45 minutes making a custom radio station for cyberpunk and suddenly it's a much better game

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Don't buy a pixel phone they over designed the hell out of this man my back button is a damn swipe gesture

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