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Im Detroit, Black, and I swear. But I am....somebody. Header by @nikiluv
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I see the USA hockey team lost to Canada after a call from Trump. Oh well. Everything this MF touches, dies.

Sent from Canada.. Apologies from the north (Mi), we tried to hold it back, but we've been frozen all month 🫤

Flynn, convict asz, gave that nut an award 😐 Chyle...Happy Friday

This is ALL the proof we need that this administration us TROLLING n!ggas 😂 I'm done. We can stop looking

Lmaoooooooooooooooo

Mike can hush.. Working brains know that mf lies..ignore him

🤭...right

But not the damage.. Good morning, good people

The devil's work is done 😒

Peace out cracka!

The way he ran and collapsed on Rihanna..smh 🥹

Bless his heart...ASAP Rocky Not guilty

How the powers that be for DC comics have never successfully cast Will Reeve as Superman will always baffle me.. Yes, Christopher's son..who is a news commentator on ABC (GMA3 rn)

Amy Schumer

you can only shatter this level of insular entitlement with violence. it's literally the only language that can pierce that bubble.

This b!tch never believed in any free that WE HAVE. He's the crybaby. Off with this mfs head!

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My 🩷 really goes out to parts of KS, MO, KY bracing for snow tomorrow.. We've ran out of places to pile that sh!t up here So excited for the 35° forecasted for Sunday 🫤

My sense of humor remains healthy in light of the chaos 🙄 Has to be..smh

In honor of the upcoming Oscars, let me suggest past winners that were truly worthy of an award... Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri not only had great acting but was hilarious despite the seriousness I'll think of another tomorrow, lol

I just don't believe them hacker teenagers are accessing anything for good reasons.. I think their objective is to gather, not review. For the package they'll give to their chinky Xi

This clown thinks he needs to check on money we are OWED..smh Somebody catch this mf, please

I know León don't bring his block head asz outside.. Ain't no way

Time to move your money to that CU account youve been procrastinating with ..that isn't tied to sh!t

That hostile Government take over tik tok song-that made it to Last week tonight on HBO- should definitely be trending much louder.. Good morning, good people

Utah ✔️....got it

I absolutely love this idea.

Yes... But we're really wondering if León ever comes outside 🤔

Damn, i hate turned earlier lol

My cuzzo...who's divorced now I should've called that h•e yesterday 😂

That box chevy shaped mf got 13 kids out here? I assumed he was making one (honest) woman miserable as sh!t somewhere

I borrowed that screen shot "Fair use...Fair use"😂 Old León slanging peen all over the place..

Oh this is an interesting discovery. BM of kid 13 🫢 🍿

Yo, Rocket...you on the board for reposting that f*ck sh!t 🤨