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COLIN stat of the day: the best performing 1/10 performance over an entire weekend scored 22 more points than the worst performing 7/10 performance. The best 5/10 performance was 4 points higher than the worst 9/10 performance.

#TIL bikini is Marshallese for 'coconut.'

Extremely disappointing news from the UK. Trans Women are women. The people who are obsessed with them, working tirelessly to bring them down - they're wrong. I don't believe that every individual one of them is necessarily a bad person, but their actions are causing pain and suffering.

Someone has talked to DC about the white trousers then #C4F1 #BahrainGP #BahrainGrandPrix

An important lesson from Jean-Luc Picard that I’m still sharing all these years later.

Bring ornate, confused, excited point? I expect an answer! (11)

Talkative one's liar left in, note the hanging corpse. (15)

I'm not saying I'm only productive late at night, but in the space of one dump I've just come up with a new scrabble variant, two new countdown subvariants and the COLIN XXI numbers gimmick. :-)

That was... uncomfortable. #TheFinishLine

Lewis Hamilton pulling zero punches there #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

Today at #work youtu.be/Ejh8GUwdKKQ?...

Liam is making my intestines invert themselves with embarrassment #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

Please tell me everyone's Alexa is as confused as all the viewers right now #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

Who did they con into buying that shit!? #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

As if that was Sugar's house!!! #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/28612936... I mean... as far as 'vintage puzzles' go, they definitely knew what they were making, what it was shaped like, and what they named it.

Really? No 'stones to rocks' pun? #Pointless

Of the 20 full time drivers in the current #F1 season, only 5 drove in 2015.

I'm shocked that Emma was fired, but only because I never realised before now that she was in the show at all. #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

Ngl, eliminating the panel's taste buds so that they can't taste the other team's sauce is actually a clever strategy #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

Did she do a GCSE in drama? She should've mentioned it... #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

#RIPEddieJordan :'-(

Frederick: 'I'd like to bring back Dean and Malika' Lord Sugar: 'lol fuck off' #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

'1 thought it was shit, but 2 thought it was worse' #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

Keir: 'I've nailed every pitch I've done so far' ...to his testicles. #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

Bad distorted acronym for trading purposes (5, 8, 2)

'Did you shoot yourself in the foot?' Only if his aim was 3 feet out. #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

Every time this task comes up, it's always the same key to success: keep. Them. Drinking. #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

When Karren has to step in, you know you've seriously fucked up. #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

My predictions for the 2025 #F1 season #F12025 #Formula1 #Formula12025

Unlucky exit for Captain Lou Albano there #pointless

#TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

'It's pretty solid' The bits that's haven't disintegrated, anyway. #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice

'It doesn't make me feel like I'm floating around without breathing' all that I've ever asked from my chocolate tbf. #TheApprentice #BBCApprentice