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necromomicon.bsky.social
#ROC, Fright-Rags merch slinger, horror movie lover, My Little Pony restorer, Stephen King collector and Constant Reader
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Every morning I wake up from a night of fitful sleep and hope someone has figured something out to stop this bullshit, but nope.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

"Don't call me a dick." - Elon Musk, dick

submitted 9 hours ago • 19 comments

All I want for End Of The Worldmas is for @stephenking.bsky.social to follow me. C'mon, Steve, do a gal a solid! 😉

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

But but but they're gonna give us all 5K! Make no mistake, this is them buying your fealty

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Guy on the phone in this waiting room just loudly said the hard r word. Like, fella, shut the fuck up

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Cheryl Hines, come get ya boy, his worms are almost done in there

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 4 days ago • 452 comments

Lol anyone have any idea what the fuck is going on?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

That's so fetch

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I keep seeing full grown adults say things like "but they swore an oath!" as if swearing an oath is a really real, binding thing. Come on now, guys. Everyone knows you can just cross your fingers behind your back while swearing an oath and boom, negated

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning, I'm here with my cuppie cup of coffee, it's time to doomscroll!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

It was MAGAtha All Along

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Lol perfect thread

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Nah, fuck this. I declare that I'm the President now. If we are just going to watch these dumbasses do whatever they want as they play pretend government, then we can too. I'm the President now and I say they're all under arrest and need to go to that cramped El Salvador prison. Sayonara, shitbags

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Where's Luigi when you need him

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Death cult

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

I hope Cheryl Hines is truly thrilled about bagging herself a Kennedy now that this walking pustule of hers is confirmed. She can finally live her Jackie O dreams

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

There's something especially icky about hearing a doctor you're seeing say that Elon's going to find the corruption and Medicaid and Medicare are fraught with abuse.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments