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this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’

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RIP Kilmar Abrego Garcia (cos you just know it’s true)

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Watched Empire 3x since RM Day, introduced my husband, downloaded the soundtrack… @ethanembry.bsky.social #empirerecords #rexmanning

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The Herculean commitment it took for this mofo.

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Yeah so all my dream vacays outside the us are put on hold. I’m scared they may not let me back in!

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Say no more, mon amore.

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The truth always comes out. Always. Like karma 😊

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Honestly, since Covid, my social skills are on par with those of a baboon. Everyone I talk to looks at me like my red ass is hanging out.

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Hey Gen Alpha! Looking for a comic-book villain for your generation? I give you, The Rizzler. Do with him what you will ☺️ #therizzler

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Dead

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You’re a stank ho with no 401k

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In the fall In the fall you’ll see September can be heavenly If you fall May you fall for me When autumn leaves are falling from the trees. #grease2 #yourgirlforallseasons

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All this tariffying is truly terrifying.

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Hey girls. Let’s pretend it’s “back in the good old days.” What do you wanna be when you grow up? A teacher or a whore?

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Men will let America descend into Planet of the Apes without going to therapy.

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

Down 15% because the administration is very stupid

submitted 11 days ago • 110 comments

Does S Africa like musk? Like, do they want him back? Or are they laughing at us like everyone else?

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So I guess #genx is like America’s Tripp Morgan and I can dig it #theresidence @netflix.com #jasonscottlee

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I kno my father wasn’t proud of me when he passed.

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Taken is now frank drebbin. I love it.

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My husband read me an article last night about an SA victim, and the writer referred to her as a “woman of minor age.” Get fucked #TMZ. It’s that kind of irresponsible wording that perpetuates the cycle of abuse. SHE WAS A CHILD.

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So all the Asias got together to decide how they would respond to the increased tariffs. Like they rose above their fundamental differences and acted as one. You know the US sucks all the dick when Allies Japan and S Korea can patch things up with communist China.

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Dude. Boobert confused Oliver Stone with Roger Stone. How did they not laugh in her face?

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Seeing teslas in my kids teacher parking is disturbing on a few levels: 1. Ew. 2. Girl, how much they got you makin?! 3. Gross, a MAGAt 🤮 y’all better not be studying the Bible in there 4. Seriously. Ew.

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In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam. It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.

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Third motherfucking time… better be a gory murder, is all I’m gonna say.

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No one gets madder at being called ignorant than the group one step above knowing what ignorant means.

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How u gonna put gal gadot in a movie and then NOT make her fairest in the land?? I know it’s fiction but…

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Like what was more important than his immediate circumstances that he needed to be on his phone?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Littlest one backtalked my hubby and he looked at me, and I said, “Don’t look at me. That’s talking back. My father would have snatched my soul from my body. I have no idea what an appropriate response would be that WOULDN’T scar her for life.” #genx

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Telling my husband my ex’s middle name and watching his reaction upon hearing it is comedy gold. You just can’t act that type of wide-eyed astoundedness.

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We’re on a fucking human rights watchlist with Serbia. That’s the US! Sinking to new depths every day.

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Cover of the German news magazine Focus this week… (“The Brotherly Kiss”)

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows As yonder lady o’er her fellows shows. @shakespeare.lol

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I’m from the generation who, when asking a parent how to spell a word, was told to go look it up in the dictionary.

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