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nedgilmore.bsky.social
You shall come to a prison built of regrets and sorrow, where the shadows themselves have gone mad.
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'Yo yo yo darkness it's ya boi, Paulie!'

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I'm not the step-ladder, I'm the ladder with steps up.

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“I asked ChatGPT” undefeated as a red flag

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I think a lot about how the internet has unfortunately made it so much easier for people to scratch this itch, day in, and day out

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THE IRS: Every piece of information relevant to your taxes has already been sent to us electronically. ALSO THE IRS: You have to hire a wizard to add up the amounts in the exact right order or we will arrest you.

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Yeah I don't believe Trump is under 100kgs. For that matter I don't believe he's under 110kgs. I've been both those weights, and I'm barely 6' on a good day. Stuff just doesn't hang like that, you gotta go well over 100kgs to look like that. =/

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Hi I am going to post something thoughtless and mildly transgressive and later post wounded meditations on how mean you were to me about it, thank you for your participation in this wankelectualism

submitted 5 hours ago • 43 comments

Hey guys does anyone know what the fuck

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The man who set Josh Shapiro's house on fire also talked about killing Joe Biden. But it's not clear what his politics are.

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There is no reason whatsoever for power rate increases like this in NZ, other than the blanket explanation “someone wanted more money”

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'Everyone who is less fit than me should just die' is the ideology of the deer, not the wolf. =/

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They didn't just expel people to El Salvador. They sent people to CECOT where they are imprisoned without trial or sentence and may never be released. They have admitted in filings in the Abrego Garcia case that they can't provide due process. Utterly despicable. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/13/u...

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Bolsonaro hospitalized for hospital withdrawal

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I have yet to see a hat-trick of 'removed by author' dunks on Bluesky, but I know it's coming.

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i’m the guy cbs pays to pipe in fake bird sounds at augusta and i’m just fucking going ape shit with it this year

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Clippy was the first hint that A.I was going to really suck, and we did a bad thing in the late 2010s by making that little guy into a sort of nostalgic meme. =(

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Old Man Discovers He Can Make Line Go Up Or Down By Yelling Into Microphone.

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What if there was an opposition party that just said "If you give us a majority in congress we'll remove these freaks and criminals from power"

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Easter things always have a danger of going a bit Donnie Darko

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radicalizing all of america’s other grill guys by pointing out trump made it harder to tell if it’s going to rain

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I had a joke about a manufacturing plant owned jointly by a satyr and a centaur but it was only satyr's factory.

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I wonder if giant megacorps who can afford to purchase access to the president getting tariff exemptions will be good or bad for small businesses 🤔

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3 facts that should drive the news: 1) DOGE has committed, rather than found, fraud. 2) A bunch of antisemites are using a claim to police antisemitism to take over universities. 3) In spite of claims they're cracking down on China, Trump's FP & financial policies have vastly helped China.

submitted 11 hours ago • 34 comments

Refusing to eat at any buffet that doesn't have troughs of trash and broken glass

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On the other hand, it's killing a lot of people.

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So like, if Russia was really in charge of the White House, would Trump start a (trade) war that would turn out to be infinitely more difficult and costly to actually prosecute than he initially imagined it would? All based on a near-mystical misunderstanding of history and legacy?

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Art of the deal 🤣😂🤣😂

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The median American will never be illegally deported by ICE and left to die in a torture prison in defiance of a Supreme Court order, so it’s hard to see how any of this is a winning issue for Democrats. by Matt Yglesias

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Ezra Klein, 2010s: President Obama has no power to do anything, and liberals saying he does believe in a fantastical “Green Lantern Theory” that is false Ezra Klein, now: President Biden shoulda moved even faster than he did, because presidents can do anything

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Emotional Support Tariffs.

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Alarm on Fitzgerald Avenue going off for ages now. =/

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BREAKING: Israel is now bragging about bombing the hospital it once pretended it would never bomb ♥️

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These are the indicative estimates of Russia’s combat losses as of April 13, according to the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

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