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Writer! Comics include Bananaman for the Beano, Department K for Judge Dredd Megazine and Peaches' Creatures for Monster Fun. Books for Penguin Random House, Bonnier, Buster, Sweet Cherry & more. Pic by Wayne Thompson. Website: www.nedhartley.com
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- I’ve got a new business - What’s your business? - A sperm bank that’s also a bank - How’s your business? - I’m making money hand over fist

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-I've got a business -What's your business? -Making overly-supportive bras -How's business? -It's all gone tits up

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Here is David Tennant and Catherine Tate playing “I’ve Got A New Business” www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDX9...

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My friend Jon taught me the I’ve Got a Business game and I’m obsessed. Here’s the format: - I’ve got a business. - What’s your business? - Fortune telling. - How’s your business going? - I can’t see a future in it.

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In the latest Guardian Blind Date: The thunderbolt! Fireworks! Negronis! And it's really quite beautiful. My review:

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The opposite of DEI is racism

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That’s a real slap in the face

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If you've enjoyed my work over the years, a one-off £3 tip would be a great help right now if some of you could show your appreciation. My Ko-Fi page is at this link. Thanks in advance. ko-fi.com/lewstringer

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It has been FIVE years since I completed my short film "H O R S E", about a horse, struggling to exist vimeo.com/395927811 #art #animation #cgi #short #shortfilm

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I never thought that the returns of Nazis would be so cringe.

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For me whole point of democracy is that no government is perfect but you pick the one that is closest what you want and then push them closer. This is an instrument to do that.

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Reminder that you've only got a few days left to fill in the survey on the Consultation on Copyright and Artificial Intelligence here: ipoconsultations.citizenspace.com/ipo/consulta... Some useful guidance here; www.alcs.co.uk/news/your-ri...

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I never thought that the returns of Nazis would be so cringe.

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I know exactly why my water prices are going up, Thames Water.

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I might have a tv show premiering online tomorrow. Never thought I’d say that. I just need to check what I’m allowed to show of it 🤩

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The least realistic thing about Squid Games is that they keep the competition secret. In real life you’d have lots of conservatives writing articles saying that the murder games are a “refreshing antidote to woke politics”

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We gave my daughter a badge making machine for her birthday. The badges have started to get pretty goth.

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I keep thinking of this

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You get a magazine sent to your kid for FREE! Why are you not doing this? And also I have heard that that writing in the comics is good. Someone said that.

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It’s not “disruption”, it’s just “ruining things”.

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