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nedzeppelin.bsky.social
Wine mom Formerly: @walterowensgrpa/@ned_zeppelin_iv
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I bet she got her head stuck in a jar

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The pee is stored in the balls

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Iran is just a distraction so the Canadians won’t see it coming when we attack

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I wish Mike Lindell would defame me

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Pete Hegseth is probably on his fourth whiskey as he adds people one by one from his contact list to tonight’s signal chat

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

These people’s brains are so smooth they can’t remember who was president in 2020

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to… A: find your mom’s Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I’m your daughter. Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

submitted 3 days ago • 223 comments

Amazing how the shooter thought he was gonna be Trump’s special super soldier killing MN reps and now his entire movement thinks he’s a leftist. Some thanks, huh?

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

There are a whole bunch of country music songs about how shitty city people and city life are. Which tells me someone needs to start writing songs about how much it sucks to be a cousin-fucking bumpkin

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Went out for coffee this morning. Can’t really hit up the big protest because I have two gigs to play today, but on the way home we happened upon a smaller protest on a busy street corner in the suburb next to mine, so we got out and hung around for a bit. Lots of older folks there.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Well, we just found out one of the victims is a close family friend of my gf. He and her dad started a business together. I fuckin hate this timeline.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Meanwhile over on the other internet… these people are irredeemable

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

This is all your fault

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Iran should join NATO

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I was at the Grand Ole Opry backstage once and I wanted more lemonade so I went to the soda machine to get some but I had to wait for Vince Gill to fill his cup first.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

How preventative is a strike that doesn’t prevent retaliation

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I think a strongly worded letter ought to do the trick

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

This is a good example of the kind of post I’ve learned to stop believing.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Why not just call it Fort Hitler

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Something I had not considered until I switched jobs at my company - if there are almost 300k employees, and you’re working at the VP level, you will encounter some of the smartest people you’ve met in your life.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

This weekend is gonna be wild, isn’t it

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Also, sometimes I think Trump thinks he’s just playing president on tv, like I’m not entirely certain he realizes this is all very real

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Why is Trump sending in the Marines are the protesters hiding underwater or something??

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

An underrated benefit to bringing American flags to these protests is that it’s legal to beat cops with them

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I hope they don’t blow up the 3rd amendment while they’re shredding the constitution

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Someone needs to show up to the protest with a Liberian flag just so it makes everyone on all sides of the flag debate mad

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Are we sure that isn’t supposed to say “Dean Cain”?

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment