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Tonight’s movie: “My Mom Jayne” (2025), directed by @therealmariskahargitay

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Listening to NBA radio today they kept talking about Sacramento Kings dysfunction as if it’s equivalent to Wizards. Last 3 years Kings have won 66 more games than Wizards; there’s a dozen teams that are a better comparison to Wizards than Kings are.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

This video was cut short. For the next fifteen minutes, she kept pounding herself in the head with the gavel.

submitted 3 days ago • 329 comments

Fun fact: You could get the hot dog deal at Costco 3 meals a day, every day for a year and spend less than $2000. That's 1,095 hot dogs in a year which is still fewer wieners than your mom takes.

submitted 9 days ago • 24 comments

I assure you, none of them are mine.

submitted 9 days ago • 256 comments

“OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE IT STAYS IN MY STOMACH FOR 7 YEARS I’M NEVER SWALLOWING AGAIN!” Me, mishearing the word “gum.”

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

I made big ass chocolate chip cookies and I don’t even care 🤣

submitted 11 days ago • 87 comments

Celebrating PRIDE in DC and continuing to fight for a world where everyone feels loved and respected for who they are 🌈

submitted 23 days ago • 298 comments

A dyslexic walks into a bra

submitted 217 days ago • 39 comments

Brill. @borowitzreport.bsky.social

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

HALIBURTON. CALLED. GAME!!! 🔥🔥🔥

submitted 22 days ago • 26 comments

Im biased as shit but this is infinitely better than anything ESPN had on.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

This is why you need an Otterbox case for your phone!

submitted 24 days ago • 161 comments

Kings need to acquire Lonzo Ball. Yes it’s a risk with his injury history but he has great contract and upside. Contrary to media and fans that say DeRozan and LaVine didn’t work in Chicago it worked great 1st year (Bulls 1st in East at All-Star break) because Ball was healthy. Perfect fit …

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Short video. Please watch & repost. 💙🩵 #strongertogether #FightFascism #Pinks

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--

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submitted 26 days ago • 15 comments

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