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neeshiminaj.bsky.social
huge homoseggsual with an even huger laugh. Chicago 📍 blessed to be on Beyoncé’s internet
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I didn’t choose the thick thigh life . The thick thigh life chose me 🙂‍↕️

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

I fear I'm the only one that still plays Wordle... can anyone else confirm? 😅😭

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah! Or is it Chanukah? IDK BUT I HOPE ITS A HAPPY HOLIDAY FOR YOU! 🎄 🕎

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

One week into being 63 and I'm over it.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Meghann Thee Reporter aka @meghanncuniff.bsky.social is the only lawyer I'm following for this Jay-Z case 😤

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

The best part of that Superman trailer omg

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Are we honestly wearing our OUTSIDE shoes in the house?! My Indian ancestors are ready to ground us all omgg.

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

As a gay bear, why am we not legally obligated to hibernate in the winter??

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Drone Aliens: ‘Take us to your leader.’ Me: 'Girl I will call an UBER BLACK for us, plz'

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Why does it feel like the aliens are just driving by Earth like "oh... that's how the humans live? 😕"

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I asked Santa for a sugar daddy this year. That's where we're at this holiday season 😭

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

If I twerk under the tree, do I get more gifts? @santaclaus

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I’m in the mood for some retail therapy. *checks bank acct* I’m in the mood to go to sleep.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

WHAT DO WE THINK THESE DRONES ARE?? I feel like I've settled on a few conclusions: 1. US Government Drones 2. Aliens 3. Harry Potter & Ron Weasley in the flying car I'm leaning on number 1 but I can't figure out why!?

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Can we have a Forbes 30 Over 30? For body mass index. And we spotlight successful obese individuals cuz I'd love that. Plz and ty. 😜

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Wait it's supposed to be an alien invasion? Thank goodness.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Love Alex Consani winning Model of the Year. But if I were given an "of the Year" award... I think I'd get "Unemployee of the Year". Cuz low key how tf have I survived this entire year without a job asjkdhfaksdhfasdf

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing beats steamy ramen when the weather app says it "Feels like 10 degrees" ❄️🥶

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Bitch, I deserve it all

submitted 86 days ago • 9 comments

I think we as Beyhive need to have a conversation about this Beyonce vs Taylor Swift talk... a real one.

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment