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FADE IN: EXT. THE UNIVERSE. END OF TIME It is the final moments before the heat death of the universe. A notification pings. "I hope this email finds you well. Here is the PO number you requested. Please attach to your invoice and submit for payment."

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

It is crazy to me how much more easier and efficient masking is in After Effects than Photoshop and why that method hasn’t been transposed after god knows how many years

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I suppose the best outcome we can hope for is that Trump gets rinsed in the midterms, the Senate and Congress flip Democrat and the cunt can finally be impeached once and for all.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Is it “that’s bear complicated” or “that’s bare complicated”? It’s for a work email, so it has to be proper

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

This

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah sex is good, but have you ever beaten a player 100 elo points above you in 23 moves without losing a single piece? #chesspunks

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

So ChatGPT had its job taken by AI then

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

One thing that’s significantly improved my #chess results is switching from 10min games to 15mins. Fewer mistakes/blunders, more considered board analysis and so far, no losses from winning positions via bloody timeout! #chesspunks

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I love it so much when someone blunders their queen in a wayward attack #chesspunks

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Approximately 15 seconds of screen time each for those massive elaborate chess pieces used on the Traitors last night

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

“Welcome to the Traitors Uncloaked, a visualised podcast.” That’ll be a television programme then BBC. You’ve been making them for years. And you used to know how to hide microphones too.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I got a fleece from Temu for Christmas and just spotted it came with this inspiring message

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Things finally clicking it seems. Last 10 rapid games 8 wins, one loss one draw. Elo climbed over 300 (not much I know but…) and the game that did it 1000 rated with no blunders mistakes or misses. Now on to 400. #chesspunks

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Throwing games away because yet again because I cannot recognise when I can play a checkmate. Please tell me it gets better 😭 #chesspunks

submitted 48 days ago • 5 comments

What can I tell ya? Advertising works

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

My average daily screen time has shot up, but that’s ok because I’m playing #chess, right?

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Watched a YouTube vid: “The only White opening you need to win under 2000 elo.” Tried it and got beat 4x in a row. Commented under the vid that the opening only works if black plays the moves played in the vid. The YouTuber responded that my opponents were playing “unreasonable” moves! #chesspunks

submitted 52 days ago • 4 comments

So how might this happen and how would they detect it, #chesspunks?

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

Him chomk

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Tallinn is such a great city. Everywhere’s walkable and you can just wander and see what you find. Today we stumbled upon a Shepard Fairey exhibition at an art gallery. Perfect hangover curing mooching

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