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neilpatrick.bsky.social
Psychotherapist, mostly couples therapy. Ex market researcher. This account is personal, not professional. Twickenham
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Wedding Facebook is absolutely wild.

submitted 7 hours ago • 6 comments

that’s a man who has opponents murdered, used chemical weapons on British soil, & has unleashed murder & rape across Ukraine, against a man who has closed a tax loophole for the wealthy

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

Dainty cup

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

[starts chant] Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz! Viz!

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

*throws tomatoes at the white house*

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

I don’t think this song is actually about driving cars. #totp

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

- hello I'd like to report a robbery please - can I take your name sir - Dick Turpin www.ft.com/content/a0df...

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

Night night, god bless. Don't forget to monitor your teen sons erections 🫶

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

All that's missing from the Badenoch statement is the phrase "long time listener, first time caller" at the start.

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

NEW: A Jan. 6 defendant who threw an explosive into a Capitol tunnel packed with cops — freed this week by President Trump — has been re-arrested on a felony gun charge that has been pending since 2023. www.politico.com/news/2025/01...

submitted 36 days ago • 200 comments

I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋

submitted 37 days ago • 1104 comments

Anagrams in a list (is alarming Satan) Elvis (lives) Editor (redo it) A long penis (pleasing, no?) Cillian Murphy (raunchily limp) Dwayne Johnson (enjoys own hand) Justin Timberlake (I’m a jerk, but listen) Election results (Lies! Let’s recount) Donald and Melania Trump (putrid man and a mean doll)

submitted 38 days ago • 11 comments

Sci fi had us worried about sentient, clever AI but stupid AI is the real threat isn't it. They're going to enmesh this completely unreasonable tech in everything and it'll gradually reduce us to paste. Didn't even need sentience, just the worst nerds and gullible politicians

submitted 47 days ago • 12 comments

Or Threats as it’s soon to be known.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

My dudes, turn this shit off. On iOS it's under Settings > Apps > Photos > scroll all the way down.

submitted 54 days ago • 189 comments

"I'm sorry to say we haven't got the $100m and you're all fired"

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

Wonder how long it will take before mansplainers cause ai accounts to question their artificial life choices

submitted 55 days ago • 5 comments

Not sure there'll be a better photograph taken in 2025.

submitted 57 days ago • 3 comments

With 2024, like many of us, on its last legs, shall we reflect on this past year? Let’s begin at the beginning….

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

THE TOP 50 GUARDIAN HEADLINES 2024 - RANKED! part 1, 50-26 50. How I turned my gap year into an ethical-criminal "dementerprise" 49. Could Trump's war on NATO's "Axis of Woke" save the marmoset? 48. Microdosed and hairless in the bath, I sang old CND protest songs

submitted 60 days ago • 19 comments

On the left, my image. On the right, the Al image that was clearly trained on, and designed to plagiarize, my image. All Al generated imagery is inherently theft. It's unethical, environmentally disastrous, and does irreparable harm to both artists and society.

submitted 66 days ago • 350 comments

My favorite detail of its history is that "Heroin" is a brand name, like Kleenex or Coke. They called it that for its "heroic" cough-suppressing and pain-stopping abilities.

submitted 69 days ago • 25 comments

we've all had fun with the "I will not touch moist bread" thing, but the bit of the Kemi interview that deserves more scrutiny is the part where she calls north Nigerians her "ethnic enemies"

submitted 77 days ago • 22 comments

submitted 77 days ago • 13 comments

Just spotted Cat Stevens with a ladder up outside his shop. Awning has broken.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

From the same hypocrites preaching to others for years not to be "the elite" always "sneering and insulting" people's views just because they disagree, and to respect democracy. But also "I WENT TO THE BEST UNIBOBS, OIK!, AND ALSO I DEMAND ANOTHER GENNYLEC! YAH?" Fk'em @marina-purkiss.bsky.social.

submitted 83 days ago • 53 comments

The inventor of the anagram has died. May he erect a penis.

submitted 83 days ago • 8 comments

"BUT WHEN IS IT WHITE FRIDAY!?"

submitted 92 days ago • 3 comments

Political incorrectness gone mad

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Either I’ve become horribly cynical and unromantic or this is the most cringeworthy thing ever.

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

For those too young to remember John Prescott imagine Angela Rayner except she's male/overweight plus Starmer and Reeves are really good at politics but hate each other + she has to stop them fighting all the time.

submitted 98 days ago • 55 comments

You ok babe? You’ve barely touched your Captain Tom bong.

submitted 98 days ago • 39 comments