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Just got out of jail. Only forty four left to go to catch John Lewis’s record. Remember - peaceful civil disobedience. Don’t comply in advance.

No sound illicits memories of NY quite so vividly as the sound of snow being stomped off one’s shoes at the door.

If you thought the Pope was god’s word here on earth, but only until he until he disagreed with you, then you never thought he was god’s word. You thought YOU were and the Pope was just here to nod his head and validate you.

I didn’t get enough sleep last night, so I had an extra latte today. Now I’m talking too much and blinking a lot… and sleepy. Much better!

I was just thinking about what would make the life of the average American better. This didn’t make the top 1,000. Thanks Google for kissing dat Trump ass. Validating the utter stupidity.

Okay, since Musk has given the middle finger to the courts who have ruled against him, what will the showdown reveal? Is he to be arrested or is he king? Stay tuned.

Philly Mayor: PLEASE don’t climb telephone poles. Eagles fans tearing down telephone poles & dancing with them: 😃😃 Philly Mayor: 🙁

I was SO stoked to look at my gym app and see that it was nearly empty. Like lucky me! Is there, like, a hockey game on TV or something?

They can’t even stand up to each other. Even men choose the bear…

People CAN evolve in their opinions. For example, when I was little I thought the band The Eagles was the best band ever. But then I matured & realized I had the band names confused & was actually listening to Boston. Now I think Boston is amazing, and the Eagles are the most overrated band ever.

Someone commented on my video “Are you ok! 😂😂? So l instead of angry replying looked at her page & replied “I would have so touched if you had been truly reaching out to check in on me. Btw, your wedding dress was so pretty.” She deleted her comment. Remind them they used to be just human.

Did you eat the whole thing if you ate half? Then waited 10 minutes and ate another half? No. The answer is no. You only ate half.

I went to the gym, but it was crowded so I just went to the store to buy a cake. Here I sit on my sofa, in my workout clothes, eating cake.

Am I the only person who thinks “DOGE” sounds like something an idiotic 13-year-old boy would think up? Like “Welcome to my Casa Dojo Mojo Doge house…” Followed but giggles and punching each other’s shoulders.

Last nights UNC v Duke game was so frickin’ bad, if we’d lost by 15 points, I’da run to Franklin Street to light a bonfire in celebration. I wore a jacket to hide my lucky UNC shirt… and I was in my house.

I couldn’t find my car in a parking lot because I washed it recently and didn’t recognize it clean… 🤔

Oh, now he’s blaming DEI for the crash.

The Orange turd is LITERALLY on air now saying it’s not his fault that the planes crashed, and taking jabs at Pete Buttigieg’s mental health. 40-some percent of American voters who thought he was smart are stupid. There I said it.

You know Republicans wish Lauren Bozobert would just sit still and look pretty…

Meta+Apple+Google+ Amazon= MAGA. Sad but true.

Next time you try to calm someone having a panic attack with “It’ll be okay. Calm down..” know this: I just had a flash of extreme, heartbreaking anxiety because I wasn’t sure my black jacket would look good. It’s a black jacket.

There seems to be two categories of Christians these days. The kind that believes in the teachings of Christ. And the kind that gets mad when they hear it.

Seeing Elon Musk give a Nazi salute, with gusto that would have made Hitler himself proud, makes me weep for my Jewish friends. And for all of us.

Happy MLK Day, y’all. Let’s at least remember that while we struggle to forget… whatever it is I forgot.

Holy cow! Vivek Ramaswamy didn’t even last one Scaramucci in this administration. Only the best people…

So the whole 12 shut down was nothing more than an opportunity to stroke an orange ego.. Got it.

So the TT app is coming back up after just over 12 hours. Proving they never had to take it down. They put a lot of people through pain & financial insecurity for… an azz kissing publicity stunt. Welcome to the shit show.

All this packaging for one tube of lipstick. Also, leaving Amzon now. Because ef JBezos.

The ONE thing our representatives could agree on was to kill TT. Erase all so many people had built. Take voices away and livelihoods away. May said representatives rot.

It’ll be cold as a witch’s arse on Inauguration Day. If the weather had been this crappy 4 years ago, those pasty mofo’s would have stayed home instead of having an insurrection.

I’m going to get a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you ❤️candy!!” That way whenever someone honks at me in traffic I can just wave and say, “Me, too! Yummy!”

Family stuff…

Don’t argue with these people..

Now that Zuck has removed all fact checking, I think it’s time to log on to FB and let everyone know that his testicle transplant was very successful. He now has a fresh new pair harvested from a rat in NYC. Stay tuned for mor absolutely true unchecked facts!