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I hugged a girl yesterday.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

Dear Creatives: It's time to unleash your AImagination.

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the nelward live band is a lot of work! you guys better go to my shows.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

imagine how priveleged youd have to be to see Katy Perry singing songs in space and feel NOTHING. ugh. I can't with these priveleged folk

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If Katy Perry going to the moon doesn't inspire you, I don't know what will.

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I have social anxiety so I prefer to meet my new neighbors by calling the cops on them

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Peanut Butter Gamer's War

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Katy Perry: Wrote the women's rights anthem of brat summer 2024 Is now the first woman to go on the moon. Like a frickin' boss.

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Nancy Pelosi is brat.

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if your lawyer doesn't have a boner during the whole trial you are going to jail

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

last year I missed an opportunity to make "brat summer" a part of my brand. I will not make that mistake this year.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Working on a song that goes "It's brat summer in LA It's brat summer in Brooklyn It's brat summer in Indianapolis Put your hands in the air like you just don't care"

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I'm sittin here thinkin bout josh y'all

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Pete Davidson is dating Kim Kardashian, who was once underage. Red flag?

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Christ is my weapon.

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Please stop spreading rumors about me online.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

If Mario kart world came out today it would be called "Mario Kart Woke"

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

I like the smell of bleach

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Trump was born in Kenya

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I think Tears of the Kingdom will go down as an all time classic

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maybe im a boomer but I don't like watching reels of people with their face way too close to the camera as a means of exchanging information. text works fine

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take my adviceL Don't be a Woke Weiner.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

blink 182's melodies sound like nursery rhymes and thats why they are so great

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Team woke - this oppression of the British has to stop.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I would have been one of the people in the crowd in 1965 booing bob dylan for going electric.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

even though I vehemently disagree with Kid Rock's views, his music is impeccable.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I DJ for the flat earth movement.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

tonight we are young. so lets set the world on fire. seems like common sense to me...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Me? I wish I could put a tariff on injustice... thats just me tho

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

American Rapper Eminem has many a bone to pick with the powers that be

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

they should not drop Diddy Kong because of the unsavory name association. Diddy Kong came before Sean Combs was Diddy. Why should he change his name? He's the one who sucks

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I think Eat Your Dreams has stood the test of time. when I released it I think people were expecting funny haha quirky meme but reading the comments on it now, people get it.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

watching the video where jacob collier "improvises" with an orchestra and its just him slowly telling every section what note to play

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

sucking in my chin fat when the bad bitch shows up

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

It's been my experience that distribution services are like health insurance companies. Completely unaccountable People give distrokid shit bc they are the most popular service but in my experience I've had the least issues with them

I hugged a girl yesterday.

Dear Creatives: It's time to unleash your AImagination.

the nelward live band is a lot of work! you guys better go to my shows.

imagine how priveleged youd have to be to see Katy Perry singing songs in space and feel NOTHING. ugh. I can't with these priveleged folk

If Katy Perry going to the moon doesn't inspire you, I don't know what will.

I have social anxiety so I prefer to meet my new neighbors by calling the cops on them

Peanut Butter Gamer's War

Katy Perry: Wrote the women's rights anthem of brat summer 2024 Is now the first woman to go on the moon. Like a frickin' boss.

Nancy Pelosi is brat.

if your lawyer doesn't have a boner during the whole trial you are going to jail

last year I missed an opportunity to make "brat summer" a part of my brand. I will not make that mistake this year.

Working on a song that goes "It's brat summer in LA It's brat summer in Brooklyn It's brat summer in Indianapolis Put your hands in the air like you just don't care"

I'm sittin here thinkin bout josh y'all

Pete Davidson is dating Kim Kardashian, who was once underage. Red flag?

Christ is my weapon.

Please stop spreading rumors about me online.

If Mario kart world came out today it would be called "Mario Kart Woke"

I like the smell of bleach

Trump was born in Kenya

I think Tears of the Kingdom will go down as an all time classic

maybe im a boomer but I don't like watching reels of people with their face way too close to the camera as a means of exchanging information. text works fine

take my adviceL Don't be a Woke Weiner.

blink 182's melodies sound like nursery rhymes and thats why they are so great

Team woke - this oppression of the British has to stop.

I would have been one of the people in the crowd in 1965 booing bob dylan for going electric.

even though I vehemently disagree with Kid Rock's views, his music is impeccable.

I DJ for the flat earth movement.

tonight we are young. so lets set the world on fire. seems like common sense to me...

Me? I wish I could put a tariff on injustice... thats just me tho

American Rapper Eminem has many a bone to pick with the powers that be

they should not drop Diddy Kong because of the unsavory name association. Diddy Kong came before Sean Combs was Diddy. Why should he change his name? He's the one who sucks

I think Eat Your Dreams has stood the test of time. when I released it I think people were expecting funny haha quirky meme but reading the comments on it now, people get it.

watching the video where jacob collier "improvises" with an orchestra and its just him slowly telling every section what note to play

sucking in my chin fat when the bad bitch shows up

It's been my experience that distribution services are like health insurance companies. Completely unaccountable People give distrokid shit bc they are the most popular service but in my experience I've had the least issues with them

I consider myself a wokesmith

let's go Joe

nelward live band. exists. more info to come

Just saw snow white (2025). Best movie of all time