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Hi I'm Rene! (she/they) SoCal-based. sweetie-pilled. trans-maxxed. you can find @nenewhips wherever your data is sold! "we carry a new world here, in our hearts, that world is gay as hell." - Fruity Derruti
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Sarah McBride quickly becoming top candidate for Worst Trans Woman Ever. Jenner and White unavailable for statement.

trying to have a normal meal and some drunk acid casualties next to me are talking about missing planets and ancient aliens how do you leave a conversation you're not in?

ween? you mean libertarian they might be giants?

panera: this lemonade will kill you dutch bros: you tiny baby. you absolute fool. death is only the beginning

"Does the pope shit in his hat?" - fun, but sophomoric and pasé at this point "Does the pope shit in the woods?" - a slightly more interesting interpolation "Does a bear shit in the pope's hat?" - transgressive, transcendent, a new spin on an old classic, innovation that excites

you should be able to call out of work if it is rainy and your animals are sleeping by your legs like sooo sweet and cute and snuggly

Laura Jane Grace learned the term "transbian" from TIM FUCKING POOL!?!?

damn gotta get these fucking damn sexy bitch ass numbers up

@spacethey.gay my partner got me a very excellent shirt from your store!!

@profanity.accountant ring me up

this has happened to me

slightly embarrassed by how much an unprompted gender affirmation from a stranger immediately boosts my mood

got told I'm wearing a cosmo-and-wanda-type fit. not wrong.

probably the most incredible piece of art I've ever seen

cant believe another transfem made me lose my not-being-compared-to-weird-al streak

trans women are biological women pass it on

this might not be “politically correct” and possibly even “offensive” but if you voted for and support an HRT ban at any age i hope you live a very short life

I've been telling folks if you're even REMOTELY interested start stocking up ASAP.

the replies to this are incredible (sarcastic)