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In case of an 🚨 emergency 🚨, I can in fact be used as a floatation device 🛟

You know what

sometimes I'll be in a shit mood and go post on Rednote and someone will send me something like this like "does this help??". Yes. Thank you random lesbian from Guangzhou. That actually helps tremendously.

JK Rowling naming an Italian

The original Nazis were all losers lol. Hitlers high command were all fail sons and so was Hitler, that's why they were so ambitious in seizing power. Like "failed x" is basically their descriptors for what they did pre and during Weimar lol

#AvatarTheLastAirbender premiered 20 years ago 💧🌱🔥🌪

Your dad is shopping local at Rough Trade in Palm Springs for IBC

name lore

If this is not a metaphor idk what is

Queer infighting son or leftist infighting daughter

😭😭

DS2 enjoyer build

Got a new tank

Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over

Some shirtless selfies from late. Finally creeping back up to 180

thank you, brazilian redditor

Another push day down

Cardio brought to you by tiny shorts

I don't get it, man. You make one of the most successful LIVE service titles of the generation, despite the world telling you LIVE service is dead - and still get laid off? What are we even doing at this point

He posted a caption “body by pizza” with 5% body fat and the girls are draaaaagging him

Hit the showers stinky

A reminder: 1. Elon Musk's wealth is mostly in Tesla stock 2. Tesla is successful because at a key moment in 2009 the federal government gave it a $465 million loan so it could make sedans 3. Musk is now firing thousands of government workers and slashing every service ordinary people depend on

this is making me so feral

Shoulder Day and Fresh Haircut (finally)

🚨 There is no B without LT

man. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Insane that a billionaires thinking is literally “stop learning and use a machine to make you irreplaceable” that’s a red flag…. Getting questions right isn’t as important as understanding WHY it’s right.

I sentence you to two years of using ChatGPT to learn Javascript.

fuck the presidency but hey at least I get a paid holiday tomorrow

𝗙𝘂𝗻 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁: Gay sex is literally twice as manly as straight sex.

Western democracy: