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Dragons make the best friends… they can eat your enemies in one gulp and they collect sparkly things!
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Kitty loaf…

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@nshade666.bsky.social they need a holiday DLC for this game so bad!!!

—in search of hole big enough to hide in—

This is so painfully true…

I’ve seen this Stephen King movie… it ends badly…

Grief is really weird… like you’re doing ok, happy making positive changes and then BAM! You remember those last moments, you remember they are gone and suddenly it feels like it just happened all over again. You remember they are gone and it’s forever.

This song always gives me chills when I hear it… The story behind it is so incredible the 1914 Christmas truce…https://open.spotify.com/track/3SVi4K1L5RZJT3F1Gwc1jr?si=0YBgB6cERdSzJWePBclRvQ&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A0SEjZ18AjeA36bBw8Si1hT

Dear Mother Nature according to the weatherman this was supposed to be rain… get it together!

@nshade666.bsky.social look I fixed it!!!

There are some professions that should have never died… as such I am now looking for a position as a paid ‘Garden Hermit’ where I will mutter incoherently, throw things at children and trespassers and randomly dance naked around unauthorized fires…

I feel like moving an temperpedic mattress up a staircase this weekend has prepared me to drag a body out of the basement…

I need an emotional support dragon

It’s SNOWING!!!!

*NOTICE 13* Due to a cease and desist letter received from the union employees can no longer summon demons to do their work for them.

*NOTICE 12* “I accidentally wandered into a hell dimension and it took me all day to realize I wasn’t at work.” Will not be accepted in lieu of a doctors note for an absence. (Written under in red pen… but you were there… and you… and you you were all there. We spent all day looking for a brain!)

*NOTICE 11* “I was sucked through an Inter-dimensional chaos portal and spent the last 50 years fighting through the gods tower to defeat the demon king.” Is not an acceptable excuse to be late. (In red pen underneath you wouldn’t feel that way if the demon king had invaded)

*NOTICE 10* Employees will refrain from creating their own notices to post on this board, especially those that imply management is soulless or without appropriate morals.

*NOTICE 10* Human sacrifices to the primordial gods will only be preformed by management and only on every 3rd Thursday of the 4th quarter. Prohibited classes of employees: Custodial, IT and Payroll Management is exempt due to not having a soul.

*Notice 9* it is a violation of privacy to use HR records to obtain an employee’s “true name” to be used in a bonding ritual.

*NOTICE 8* Throwing Holy Water on coworkers and yelling “I cast thee out foul demon!” Is not covered under freedom of religion and will result in disciplinary action.

*hums to The tune of Dotcha by Pussycat Dolls* You wish your wife was a geek like me…

Your question is in reference to *NOTICE 6* where the company’s washroom policy can be found in detail and *Notice 7* Where the policy on summoning of world ending Erdrich Horrors is covered.