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Whoever is mixing the sound on Survivor needs to dial the music down. I can barely understand what they are saying.

I say this with every fiber of my being, I CAN'T WAIT TO SHIT ON HIS GRAVE.

I'm baked.

Just wanted to say I love you people.

I may have gone overboard on my stuffed pizza yesterday. Asked them to double the toppings and he chuckled and said yes but it may bake differently. It baked ok but I'll probably throw the leftovers in the oven again. It weighed like 5 pounds lol.

A beautiful lazy Saturday planned, edibles, lots of stuff to catch up on watching and leftover pizza.

Had a dream about quitting my job and to say I found it sexually arousing would be an understatement.

I've had mare sugar (candy) in the last hour than I have had in months. People finally passed out Valentine's stuff and I couldn't stop myself. I'm just gonna vibrate the rest of the afternoon.

On a Statham bender today. Mechanic, Mechanic: Resurrection and now The Bank Job.

First shit in 3 days, I'M BACK BABY!

Yeah this isn't great. Resting heart rate is very elevated and I haven't had a recovery in the red in months. And the Health Monitor being out of range worries me a bit.

I know I'm not in my right mind because I was excited to have some little cuties but then I brushed my teeth 🤦

This bug is no joke. Came home this morning and slept until about 1. I feel miserable. Thank you to my youngest sister for grabbing me some essentials on the way home. I hate missing work and asking for help. But here we are.

Cough syrup and tacos for dinner. Ugh I'm beat.

Super jazzed to not have a Valentine for like the 20+ consecutive year 🤷🤦

I took a pretty neat (I think) picture once in Chicago.

I have 164 days left before my 50th birthday. That's 164 chances to end up on a watch list. LETS GO🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Dang you guys there's a lot of really cool shit happening. Well as long as you're White, Rich and Male. Otherwise I hope you are prepared to continue to get fucked over again and again and again and again and again and again......

Called out on another oxygen set up and this time my beard smells like bread and butter pickles. And yes ladies I'm still available for Valentine's Day.

Finishing up season 1 of The Outlaws and it's been just amazing. On the verge of tears and then a second later laughing my ass off. Highly recommended.

Son of a bitch I miss judged when those edibles would hit. Gonna go be awkward at Hy-Vee.

First day back at the gym after like 4 years. Was a smart Sethy this time and started with lighter weights than normal so hopefully I'll be able to move my arms tomorrow lol. A little cardio to begin and end with just for fun.

The amount of bad/subpar, horror/suspense movies I click on is alarming.

Well that was a pleasant but unexpected nap from 730ish to 913. 🤷

Edibles and I just ordered Happy Joe's. Haven't had it in forever.