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🆒 24. I am very trigger happy with the block button. Minors please go elsewhere (I just don't want to get annoyed with you, saves me a headache). Following more than 10,000 accounts = block Seaview Dream Address: 2440-2850-3097
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Y'arr!!! #ACNH #AnimalCrossing #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #NintendoSwitch

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It's so funny to me that people are STILL discovering Joji's online past lmao

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Get pranked #TOTK #NintendoSwitch

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How babies look at you after spitting up and shitting all over you

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cute date idea: put peeps in the microwave together

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it’s even funnier once you consider that taking this thing to a car wash voids the warranty

submitted 5 days ago • 94 comments

Watching WWII films and documentaries... All those young boys and men laying down their entire lives, everything and everyone they knew and loved to fight the specter of fascism...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I know I literally just said this but once I hit 1000 hours in Animal Crossing I think I'm gonna flatten my island and restart from scratch just to keep things fresh. I am currently at 940 hours!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Ladies and gentleman, @jollywangcore.bsky.social

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Y'all have fun flattening your animal crossing islands and forcing raymond to move in, I'm busy making sure my villager has a nice comfy spot to sit while I'm AFK.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I would die in battle for tums, I would kill with my bare hands for tums. Tum sluts rise up.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry I dont post too much on here, current events make social media too stressful to bear looking at for more than a few minutes

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This one was censored in the US so not sure how many of you caught this before, but little X knows about the election rigging. Which is why Musk has effectively kidnapped him and doesn't allow him to be with his mother or other family.

submitted 12 days ago • 848 comments

Vinny invented "Brainrot"

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

🚨 Big plesiosaur news🚨 I'm delighted to finally reveal the illustration I produced for the paper "Skin, scales, and cells in a Jurassic plesiosaur"! Paper at the end of the🧵 #paleoart #sciart #plesiosaur

submitted 18 days ago • 15 comments

🔴CALLING ALL ARTISTS🔴 Christie's NYC is planning an AI art auction expected to bring in over $600,000 to creators who've used models trained on copyrighted material from non-consenting artists. If you object to this, please sign and share this open letter. openletter.earth/cancel-the-c...

submitted 17 days ago • 89 comments

It's 2046, you just received the death sentence from Jeff Bezos for using an adblocker. You wake up to find yourself in the Neuralink consciousness stockpile, but you didn't have enough money for the premium subscription that comes with simulated shitting and a bidet. You scream in agony forever.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Im going to go back to being a normal person now. Bluesky isn't always healthy for me.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

An Elon Musk staffer misused the U.S. Marshals Service by falsely invoking their authority to intimidate. USAID security personnel were threatened with action by the federal Marshals Service.

submitted 22 days ago • 252 comments

Elon Musk now has access to your Social Security number. The world’s richest man has gained access to the confidential personal information of every taxpayer in the United States.

submitted 22 days ago • 606 comments

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.

submitted 24 days ago • 3627 comments

Hi friends, time to be cheesy: the thing that annoys them the most is if you keep living in spite of their bullying. Research, study, share, talk, teach, be merry, stay healthy. That will give you the energy to be angry, impish, and annoying for as long as possible. It’s both a sprint AND a marathon

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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)

submitted 25 days ago • 51 comments

Canada, please dont refuse refugees in the coming years.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Super Mario Sunshine uses impossible colors internally, which would allow the Strollin' Stu's nose to glow in the dark under specific circumstances. Unfortunately, this functionality is never used in-game.

submitted 25 days ago • 26 comments

it’s wild how quickly all of society breaks down when the people in charge ruin everything intentionally

submitted 25 days ago • 43 comments

here's today's post: "imbecile guts air safety, then demands to know why a plane crashed" — management-by-vendetta sure is working out swimmingly. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

submitted 25 days ago • 654 comments

OH MY GOSH A LITTLE MISO!!! 😭 this is so cute!! thank you anon!!! ❤️❤️

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments