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I would have scuttled hurried.
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This would fix me

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Me, sowing the wind: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me, reaping the whirlwind: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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The famous Chicago Cubs announcer once had an Indian takeout restaurant but it closed after someone committed seppuku inside it Harry Carey’s “Hurry Curry” harikari

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Rex S. Toadhouse

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bumper bowling is colonizer coded

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teresa is mother

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Morpheus, to a stitch in time: “You think that’s nine you’re saving?”

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ACAB includes Big Boss Man

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hell if i was mighty i’d look on my works and despair too

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hibernation would fix me

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theyre called bodybuilders but they already look built to me, i dont see em adding new arms or anything

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I’m just sippin the tea… Yeah… RealiTEA

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Oh, what a feeling When Glenn Danzig’s on the ceiling

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they call it Broadway but i’ve seen plenty of Fellas there too

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Hey Ms. Asteroid 2024 YR4, how about instead of hitting us in 2032, how about hitting us in 20, 32 minutes?!? 😂 Huh?!? 🤣 I mean, come on! 🤪

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they call em bartenders because they end bart

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tfw the spot is coveted

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There should be Cedrics that do other things besides Entertain

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“Get the hell out of here O’Grimacey”

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phones love being at 17% battery

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it’s cool how some people in the Bible are named like David and Thomas while others are named Zaphnathpaaneah

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my wife told me to eat shit. i said “i didn’t know you were cooking tonight”

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strengthening my various glands and ganglia

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John Jacob HUSSEIN Jingleheimer Schmidt

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i am sold separately

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Lockin Load Under Presser A Stitching Time Saves Nine Put The Horse Before The Cart A World Wind

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more people should be a Girl Scout and not seek after Girls Clout

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Video Games should be paying ME for all the damn hours they make me WORK to BEAT them I mean they made the damn game they already know how to beat it And they expect me to do it for them? foh-lic acid

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what’s your favorite ay mine is definitely frid

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wolf whistle hubba hubba is lowkey goated when awooga homina homina homina is the vibe

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Yeah I’m into ChatGPT Gno Pfucking Thanks

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More like Foghorn Earworm because I say because his voice is stuck in my head, son, look at me when I’m talking to you, boy, you got the attention span of a Carolina chickadee

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unclear is short for uncle augmented reality

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Lauryn Hill was right, that thing doo be woppin

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pronouncing barfly like “barf lee”

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Thou Shalt Not Witness False Bears

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oh come on i’m not COVERED in blood…

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thinking of rapping about frozen blended beverages as Smoo Thee King

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Popeye said “I yam what I yam” but the man ate spinach not yams

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No Jizz January No Fap February No Milk March No Wank April No Mess May No Juke June No Jerk July No Wad August No Spooge September C̴͖̮͈̱͔̠̭̝̳̥̹̜͕̚͜U̴̜̯̗͓̯̞̓̂͋̌̓̍͂̓̚̕̕͠͝M̵̢͖̠̹͕̪͒̅̉̾͗́̂͆̕T̶̨͈̫̫̙̳̙̺̜̻͖͋̾̐̑͗͌̏͜O̴͇̲͙͚͕̗̬͙̜̥͎̱͓̩͋̒̓̆̃̈̾͊̅͒͊̍̈́̆͜͝͝Ḇ̴̨̗̮̖͈̰̝̬͎̖͌E̴̡̡̗̙̰̝͙̞̬̬̭͍͙̞̿͒̈́̈́̊̀̈͘͜Ŕ̶̗̀̓̌ No Nut November No Droppin Loads December

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4 out of 5 dennis agree

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i really hate it when it’s 1914 and i’m archduke franz ferdinand and i get assassinated which leads to the start of World War I

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North Carolina implies the existence of South Carolina, a terrifying thought

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How The Grinch Stole Truck Month

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*australianly* “Aur naur, our hors d'oeuvres…”

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