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nervoustbh.bsky.social
trans comedian in denver, co.
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The enemy of my perfect is my good

posting on here feels a lot like announcing my every thought at the grocery store

one thing i realized about myself is that any art where a big part of the "bit" is giant fake tits really isn't for me. don't think it's offensive to women or anything just not moved by it.

You know shit's about to pop off on twin peaks when they shift into the battle music

been crunching some numbers and can't help but notice there's a lot of us and only one of him

Drinking maybe the best latte of my life from Story in Colorado Springs

Got an email from doge that they're looking at my data and not liking what they're seeing

i actually think it would be great if every police department in america was fully stocked with the cars that randomly explode

if you want to destroy my social contract hold this thread as i walk away

ultimately what i think a lot of americans want is for the government to affirm their worst impulses. reward them, even.

THE FOUR RATIOS: 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘯'𝘵 💬30 🔄10k 🤍30k 𝗖𝗮𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴 💬500 🔄500 🤍10k 𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆 𝘣𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘴𝘴 💬2 🔄10 🤍5k 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘺𝘱𝘴𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘥 💬12k 🔄5 🤍0

remember eggs? 🤤

My grandson is studying magic :)

Frontier is now offering DEI on select flights for a small fee

DEI was the only thing keep the planes in the damn sky

of the billionaires, peter thiel is the most disney renaissance coded (gay and evil)

ohhh i get it. the anti-trans stuff is a distraction from the bad stuff they're gonna do to real humans.

as it’s always been, death before detransition

The Dems’ heel turn is not new. You couldn’t see the heel because they were stepping on your face.

elon did a nazi salute because he's autistic? holy shit thank god we're banning vaccines

Little joke for the inauguration. Love each other.

David Lynch should come back to life

Doctorcels will say fun-phobic things like "don't mix pills with alcohol"

Here is the 2024 edition of my perfect Christmas playlist. As always: 1) Start it from any song but do NOT use shuffle. Shuffling compromises the integrity of the precisely ordered 9 hour playlist. 2) I do NOT welcome your suggestions! Suggesters will be BLOCKED :) open.spotify.com/playlist/5T9...

Socialized Female? Trans Guy Shows Up To Party With Single Canned Drink

we gotta get club chalamet on here

one thing adobe's gonna do is invent a new, even harder to find, folder to save your files in

i hate how lightly everyone treats the "oh conservatives want this BIG HAIRY trans guy in the womens bathroom!!!" like yeah they want to force us in there and then beat the hell out of us... that's a feature not a bug of their (generally louder) transmisogyny ya dingus

got pissed off and raised the price of eggs. sorry.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a small man

i could play the doctor i can cure your disease