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life crazy fr cuz i be chillin at work and the most beautiful drop down gorgeous woman my age or older with librarian glasses and a pixie cut walks up to my register and i just gotta scan her monster energy and zyn and act like nothing happened

now that i think abt it dr umar definitely playing in that snow. can i prove it? no, but the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence

good morning to everyone except this bald headed fuck i just want a wild style with incandescent please zavala i’ve been doing this for months

crazy how i’d be so unbelievably attractive if every light in every building used warmer lighting

Just keep trying your best, Steve!

HOLY SHIT ITS REAL THE GAME IS REAL KINGDOM HEARTS 4 IS IN FACT A REAL GAME IN DEVELOPMENT AND NOT JUST A FANCY TRAILER FROM 3 YEARS AGO‼️‼️‼️ alright this was fun anyways see yall in give or take 5 years when they finally drop promo for the pokemon go rip

at tha orgy standing on the sidelines going “is it ok if i join in? …ok but like are you sure it’s ok??”

Timothy Snyder is leaving the US. A dark time for academia. Our children may know a world without books entitled things like ‘Liberty: An Admonition’ written in part by the Foundation for Flattening Somalia

the most unfortunate shimoneta reference ever

officially convinced the american people are incapable of fighting for a cause anymore we’re facing a very imminent porn ban there should be AT LEAST 25% of the american populace on them streets rn but it seems nobody tryna get organized and mobilized??? if the perverts won’t stand up who will??????

tell me why standing at a cash register for 4 hours hurts my feet more than walking around a library for 8 hours this math ain’t mathin

and i’m sorry to my nicotine users but unfortunately fuck all yall lowkey “lemme get the asthma blaster sliver spotlight virgin shorts” how abt i knock you the fuck out nyugguh

florida men don’t do crazy shit anymore like walk a crocodile into a bank and fight off 10 cops now it’s all vicious hate crimes :(

apparently my job training pays me half my wage and tha deposit just hit yippeeee :D

made a wrong turn and ended up in mexico for like 30 minutes…love el paso

taking this 24oz white monster cuz nobody tryna take this 4.5in black monster or something im going insane in this hot ass circle k back room

24oz white monster please save me from this 2-hour employee training course

chat which wallpaper should i use until i remember to change it in 6 months

i try my hardest to be as anti consumerist as possible until it comes to destiny like that’s my slop, i’m gonna keep paying $80+ a year for my slop, and unfortunately i’m gonna enjoy it every damn time

good morning bluesky fun fact i need a pretty woman with a buzz cut to tell me everything will be ok

bbc is this foreshadowing

cyberpunk orion look good as hell weird that it only features vincent and panam as main characters tho

why hasn’t there been a new dc superhero team involving younger heroes in the verse? the teen titans name been free for a while now… i don’t think ppl would mind a new young justice run… this definitely isn’t me attempting to give dc an excuse to actually utilize tim drake

maybe in another universe i’m a badass cowboy and i too die of a disease that modern doctors would find trivial

every day my body insists i put water in it and every day my body insists i pee that selfsame water out. basically i don’t think what sisyphus had going on was that bad