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he/they - 30↑ // AuDHD-C // Polyam // D&D // Nerd shit 📍 New Zealand 🇳🇿 🛸 gonesky.app
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My screentime report this week just said 'rip your family'

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

installing windows on my uhhhh browser

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

me, arguing online: "yeah ok whatever put your bong down, hippie" me, irl: *huge bong hits*

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

when the back pain

submitted 20 days ago • 20 comments

haven't been on bsky for weeks, tune in and my feed is apparently all the "naughty" words: AI, Elon, China, cunt

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I saw the hottest man today exercising with a bubble butt, tattoos, wearing short exercise shorts and a tank top. He was also wearing an ankle monitor. My very first thought was “I can fix him.”.

submitted 27 days ago • 10 comments

Just gonna open Slack, haha crap thats Claude. I meant Slack, nope thats Authenticator, gah why do all these icons look the same to me

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Nice to e-meet you. I hope this e-mail finds you e-well. Unfortunately, I have some bad e-news.

submitted 332 days ago • 1 comment

They don't use alt text on Bluesky, they don't post subtitles on Red, some people disappoint me so bad 😞

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

people will tell you astrology isn't real and then go to sleep and wake up based entirely on earths rotation

submitted 36 days ago • 11 comments

omg omg i was just thinking to myself while mindlessly scrolling "this app needs more cats" huzzuh!! more cats!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

me realising i can charge my vape with my phone: 🤯 vape: 🤯 galaxy note: 🤯

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Human Altitude xkcd.com/3039

submitted 36 days ago • 288 comments

the whole app is femme and gay af tbh 👀

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Might delete my Twitter account and create an account on X instead (Xiǎohóngshū)

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

" Oh. I didn't 💅 "

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

My Hands Windows Explorer 🤝 slowly generating thumbnails

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

the enemy of your enemy might not be your friend, they can in fact both be shit

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

neat! also there are so many other really cool shortcuts on GitHub! I don't know them either.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

i wish bot accounts would stop following me

submitted 37 days ago • 9 comments

me, 4 days deep into min cost flow and branch cut algorithms, integer linear programming, and a digraph with 10s of thousands of nodes and hundreds of thousands of constraints my partner: what are you working on? me, sleep deprived: Mojang changed the Minecraft ore distribution, cant find diamond

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment