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neversirius.bsky.social
Married, f-bomb #mom who loves #spooky season. Dark sense of humor, perfectly imperfect. Little bit #goth. #mombod #sfw because I'm a fuckin' lady. 18+ neversirius.bsky.social buymeacoffee.com/Neversirius tellonym.me/neversirius/behonest
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Proof of life 🫶🏻

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I came across a few spicy short stories I wrote a few years back. I thought I deleted them out of embarrassment.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe it's an unpopular opinion, but if you let him do, ya know, that *thing* he likes...you should get treated like a gd goddess for at least the following week.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

It's 2:22am and I can't sleep. tellonym.me/neversirius/...

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

go ahead, vent a little (anon) tellonym.me/neversirius

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I should have been a therapist. The 'do as I say, not as I do' kind...

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, yes it is colder than a witches tit in a brass bra...or my mother-in-law.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

tellonym.me/neversirius/... #tellonym

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody bought me coffee, breakfast or a new car and I'm salty about it. 🦋🍒

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

You decided to clean the kitchen, drop the kids off and buy me coffee while letting me sleep in? One sec...

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

TMI = Tell Me Immediately!

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Someone please tell me I don’t need to buy any more lingerie

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

😮‍💨 I need new underwear but hanes & fruit of the loom have gone to hell. Any ideas on affordable, quality brands?

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

How many holes does a straw have?

submitted 81 days ago • 2 comments

I had a scrapped piece my Mr. said looked like a boob, so I turned it into a boob.

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

I'm always losing stuff in there!

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

There are 206 bones in my body, but I could sure use another one rn.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning 😘 🦋🍒

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

This pretty much sums up my mental state today and I'm not entirely sure why. Who wants to join me for a good cry in the basement?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Me: Are you now at the age where my mere presence embarrasses you? 15: yes. 😭 I shouldn't ask questions I don't want the answers to...

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I accidentally left a mt dew in the car and it didn't explode, so today is starting off well.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Not to brag, but I sent my Mr. a shower pic so hypnotizing it triggered his autopilot and he accidentally came home on his break instead of going to his lunch spot...oops. He said he was in the driveway before he even realized his error.

submitted 98 days ago • 2 comments

Be honest, how many bras do you have in your rotation? #question

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Who wants to play a game of 'where did this come from and why is it in my cleavage?'

submitted 99 days ago • 2 comments

I'm not a fan of the term skeet. I'd rather lark about it.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Test run for my tea party outfit. I'll probably need some help tightening the corset in the right places with all the tulle shoved under there, but I think it'll do.

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

🎶 I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts 🎶

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Because why not? tellonym.me/sirius_lee_me

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

There's something about an Irish accent 🥰😘

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Gross

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

If we've been married more than 10 years and you're even dancing close enough to be kissed on the neck in front of me...I'm already gone.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Some days, I feel like a trash panda who just wants to make people happy but continues to fail miserably.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

My brain: Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Me: 🤫 Behold! My adorable hairless kitty. Ok...maybe it's my sister's.

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: no, but I cannot be left alone with my thoughts.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I have been invited to a birthday tea party, but what will I wear?!

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

So, who ruined Thanksgiving this year?

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

My mom said she wants a crocheted highland cow for Christmas, so that's what she'll get. If you overhear me screaming obscenities...just don't.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I dislike hoodies without the pouch because I forget and end up randomly rubbing my belly like an upright sea otter.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I'm more of a cold weather person, but I do miss my little pool.

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

I've been nibbling on everything in the fridge and CAN NOT figure out what it is that I'm actually craving.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Getting baptized with a red bath bomb in your pocket is the best idea I've ever heard.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not a skinfluencer, but if you give me a follow, I will try my very best not to bite you.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

One of the few perks of having #bignaturals is that I can poke them just to watch them jiggle whenever I want.

submitted 113 days ago • 2 comments

I've never liked recieving cut flowers because they just die. Sadly, the same can be said about live plants. 🖤🥀

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I get to sleep in tomorrow, which probably means I'll wake up an hour before the usual time.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments