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This is a parody account. Evri parcel; lost, stolen, or damaged. Please note: evriparcelsuk is a scam account. Do not give them any personal details.
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Just remember, our emails aren't notifications.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Our drivers are all out today doing their usual bang up job. We apologise in advance. ~Katie

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I can't feel my feet. At least they're not cold anymore. ~Jim

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

We'd just like to wish everyone a merry christmas. Sorry for the delay we sent this msg via our 48hr service.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

We would just like to thank all our customers for their donations to our office secret santa. We're a little concerned with the amount of goods from Love Honey. Hope y'all had a good Christmas, and we plan to steal more of your parcels in the new year.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a parcel via Evri. On the 14th day of Christmas my true love texted me, where are those bastards from Evri...

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Due to reasonable weather in many areas, we have been unable to make deliveries today. Sorry.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Hi evrione. Today we'll be making good use of the strong winds to deliver parcels. We'll be throwing them up in the air and hope they reach the right doorsteps. ~Jake

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

People often ask us if we've ever had parcels for famous people. Yes, we were once tasked with delivering common sense and human decency to Elon Musk. We are truly sorry we failed on that one.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

You'll all be delighted to know it's business as usual. ~Dan

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning all, yes i know it's 2:30pm, but our day starts when we can be arsed to show up. ~Camilla.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Afternoon #evri fam. Unfortunately many deliveries will be delayed today as our team has been confused by blue skies outside. ~Abby

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Our drivers here at #evri would like to thank you for all the Christmas gifts that will mysteriously disappear on route to our customers. ~GregRinch.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Hello everyone. Your favourite delivery service is here. #evri Please be aware that due to poor weather in Yorkshire, we won't be able to deliver any parcels in London this month. Sorry. ~Jemma

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments