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Happy new year at the stroke of midnight I was kissing a beautiful tall goth lesbian so hard my septum ring fell out and I had to search for it on the floor of the club

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I may one be a fourth Italian but let me just tell you when I came out to my parents one of the first things my mom said to me the day after was “you know, your grandma was discriminated against for being Italian”

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t tell if I’m attracted to this girl bc our mutual friend said she wanted to set me up with her or if it’s natural helpppppp

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I think anarchists and communists should be making love instead of beefing over twitter all the time

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I’m like if a lesbian was a gay man but was maybe also a lesbian if you know what I mean

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Saw y2k dursting out so hard rn

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Starting to think this is the work of a gay person…the theatrics….

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.

submitted 82 days ago • 1977 comments

Eyes closed, a little drunk, pretending he’s a butch lesbian with a strap on and id hit it

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Me laughing and then remembering my neighbor across the street is an fbi agent

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Chicago haters are dumb af wdym you hate the birthplace of the Wobblies and Fred Hampton

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

What’s up blue sky

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

John cusack unfollowed me fuck this app

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Where did I go wrong I lost a friend

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

gender is a construct, like the Twin Towers. and just like those towers I do not believe it is real

submitted 96 days ago • 56 comments

I love watching other countries dunk on the US and then watching US senators explode

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

They should invent a brain that lets you sleep

submitted 413 days ago • 38 comments

No one will ever convince me Gaza was a fringe issue in this election cycle. People jumped on fucking cargo ships so that weapons couldn’t be delivered to Israel for christs sake

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Another day another me asking where all the lesbians are on this app

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Anyway look now sick the design on my new library card is!!!!!!!

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Putting my nighttime lullaby music on (instrument soundtrack by fugazi)

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

What the hell sure

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about my friends uncle who was at J6 and hates the cops now because they weren’t on their side like ok whatever it takes to get you there I guess

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

people talk about basement jaxx way less than they did 25 years ago

submitted 99 days ago • 67 comments

So many gays here not enough lesbians (sorry gays)

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Hello comrade john

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

i like being lesbian

submitted 99 days ago • 29 comments

And what if I said shane dawson is part responsible for the rise in right wing conspiracy

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

It falls apart we all got work to do

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Go bills

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

My plan to make hometown area code tattoos the new post irony kitsch tattoo trend

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Should I smoke a cigarette out my window with my box fan blowing the smoke out the window tn while my family’s asleep

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

This fucking tea

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

We got pop base reporting on malcolm x and the cia let’s go

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Liberals posting that “election results if only people with college degrees could vote” is not the flex they think it is like y’all would be against the voting rights act if it was passed today😭😭

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks obama

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Elon musk is the modern day Rasputin. Let this play out trust me

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Mj lenderman or Michael Jackson slenderman

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

It falls apart we all got work to do

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

My box fan is making weird noises & itts giving me schizpphrenia

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Getting prepared for RFK at HHS

submitted 103 days ago • 24 comments

Chris Hansen showing up at the Matt Gaetz confirmation hearing

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Another white masc comes up to me at the gay club and asks me in a blaccent what my stud name is

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

everyone say sausage keep it going

submitted 103 days ago • 2 comments

Where my dykes at

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

And parked like shit too. Kill yourself

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Any freaks up here?

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Need a cigarette so bad rn

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments