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He/Him. Sarcastic nerd who loves starting projects and not finishing them. Iowan by birth, Newbo Evolved by choice. 🎲 Board games, 🎮 video games, and 🔨 breaking and fixing my Homelab.
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must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce

submitted 2 days ago • 336 comments

Never thought Trump job cuts would eat MY face! #LeopardsAteMyFace

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO DO THIS. Good lord why did ANYONE think electing this dipshit was going to FIX things he has no interest in fixing?! www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Do not forget tomorrow's economic blackout #revolution2025

submitted 10 days ago • 65 comments

I have no words. Just anger. What the fuck, Iowa.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Not my best paint job, but still happy with how these figures from Mass Effect Priority Hagalaz by @ericlang.bsky.social and @modiphius.bsky.social came out for only a couple hours of work! #boardgames #minipainting

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

submitted 27 days ago • 158 comments

If you don't pet the little chocobo buddy after you repair the Chocobo Stops, you're not someone I'd want to know.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:

submitted 33 days ago • 1184 comments

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

submitted 35 days ago • 77 comments

This video is for that one person in your life that just doesn’t fucking get it: youtube.com/shorts/HknGU...

submitted 35 days ago • 34 comments

One minute I'm spinning up self-hosted end-to-end encrypted services on my weekend as a small means of coping with the soul-crushing reality that information and how it's transmitted is in peril. The next I'm having someone shout at me about how Linux is bad because it doesn't have Adobe Premiere.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

The most surreal and maddening feature of the campaign was that everyone agreed that high prices were the main issue but the guy explicitly, consistently running on a platform of raising everyone’s prices won voters most concerned about high prices. We hammered this time and time again and yet.

submitted 35 days ago • 2428 comments

POV: It's Saturday night, you're 40+, and you just made yourself ants on a log with tart dried cherries instead of raisins.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment