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Soul, disco, punk, funk, beer mats, jackets, real ale and Darren Moore’s Cheeky Whites’ promotion push
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47 away fans 💀

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Highlight of that half? Commentator with a Stoke accent on Sky. Some representation at last #pvfc

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They’re playing John Cena’s theme at Vale Park. Will our heel turn be not getting promoted? #pvfc

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Both of these are meant to be a 30” waist 🤔

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That Gabe Kidd interview on Hey EW was like when someone invites their coke dealer to your party

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Minteh apologising to the fans of the club he made 0 league appearances for

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"If yer up for it, get yerself a job on the waltzers, 'cause there's nowt else like it. Fanny magnet."

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Out of office is on! Nine full days of not having to deal with these blue cunts

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Cos they keck a bo agen a wo and yed eet til eet bost?

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Still makes me want to cringe myself inside out when soul songs about racial harmony talk about people who are "yellow", black or white.

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“Come on, Vale. These are shit!”

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Love watching oiled up muscly men grapple around and hug each other for hours but only if they’re doing it as racist caricatures.

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Got two spares for the Bug Club in Camden tomorrow, could you do us a favour and repost please? Ta

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Flights to Paris booked for July, including Bastille Day. Any hidden gems I should check out? I am fully aware I'm inviting all you smartarses to reply "u GoInG tHe EiFelL tOwEr m7??" so feel free to get it out of your systems

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Pirates who are sick of digging

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2002. Motorhead were serious about their booze rider. No Moet no showy, no Chandon no band on, the rock & roll version...

submitted 14 days ago • 17 comments

Another day where I curse myself for knowing who Bonnie Blue is.

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Brian Eno's "Ambient 1" only sold 10,000 copies, but everyone who bought it went on to start an airport.

submitted 16 days ago • 17 comments

Is everyone else feeling ill as fuck? I feel like refried shite.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Spinning some soul and funk records in Levenshulme tonight. Talleyrand, 8 til late, free entry. Roll through.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Labour MPs

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Noel's House Party (BBC One, Saturday, 18:15) Join Noel Edmonds and Mr. Blobby as they invite you to the Crinkley Bottom mansion for more hilarity and hijinks.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Up, and I cannot stress this enough, the fucking Vale

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I am only content in the knowledge that I will one day get to see Donald Trump’s grave

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Having to deal with a paper jam in a printer at work. How retro.

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Wonderfully catty couple of paragraphs in The Guardian today

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Lorent Tolaj easily my favourite ever Swiss-Albanian footballer player #pvfc

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Gm

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

I have a real mistrust of pubs that never usually have a telly and never show football but will show the Six Nations.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely bonkers

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments

They’ve got two different songs playing in different parts of the pub and I can hear them both and it’s making me feel like I’m going to throw up.

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