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@everyone DR DEMENTO IS STILL ALIVE

wawa: mama’s wario

I will never stop anthropomorphising the computer. It would feel sad.

??? didn’t they die or have a laptop

i cannot believe a car company with the slogan "Build Your Dreams" is going to be why i and everyone i care about gets killed in world war iii

github bot that adds a comment that says "thank you" to each and every line a PR removes

everyone suddenly says "use case" now and we need to pump the brakes

Paul Ruddst

if i’m parsing this correctly the epa caused 9/11

BECOME UNCOOKABLE

m.soundcloud.com/dan-deacon/b...

they renamed it AGAIN are you fucking kidding me

hmm

*softly* "Lowtax, lowtax, lowtax, lowtax, lowtax, lowtax, lowtax" *louder* "Lowtax! Lowtax! Lowtax! Lowtax! Lowtax! Lowtax! Lowtax!" *banging knives and forks on the table* "LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX! LOWTAX!"

putting the fact that we shouldn't have to have this press conference aside: that's nowhere NEAR enough gaff tape

Bless "THE Philadelphia Eagles plan to snub an invitation to the White House after winning the Super Bowl, The U.S. Sun has learned."

no more touch screens. no more golden globes

a second mustard has hit the beat, ho. alternatively: ho on the beat, mustard

SASANIAN IN THE MEMBRANIAN

you would've loved the ipad air

saddest shit i've ever seen

No One Out-Sunglasses The Hut

thrilled to report that every single dumbshit kid from every remedial math class who was like “what do i need any of this for i’m never going to use this” now works at the new york post

everything do be happening so much

i have to go

More like Writer S. Thompson (i learn that he was also an avid hunter) More like Hunter S. Writer