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newordertshirt.bsky.social
central new york
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don’t tell my wife i’m looking on craigslist for a horse

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the abbreviation “mf” means “my friend”

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had a crown put on one of my molars last week and still can’t chew on that side. feel like i made a huge mistake

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donald drumpfh…….your fired!!!!!!!

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when my son was eight, my mother took him to see a play. when i asked him what he saw he said joseph and the amazing technical difficulties

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son called the fabric store “thread market”

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dunkin donuts stinks man

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

oh no. my hairline

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Pope Francis should excommunicate jd vance

submitted 12 days ago • 19 comments

after confronting a stranger who forced his way into my garage yesterday looking for the key to my tractor so he could load it onto his trailer, i’m now going to enter my Home Security Camera System Guy era

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i will never watch severance. if this many people like it, it can’t be good

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in our lifetimes we have seen not just the collapse of “third spaces” in our social lives but also the decline of nearly every internet social network as well. a 2nd edition of “Bowling Alone” would spend more time on virtual communities and a 3rd edition would be forced to walk that back too

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

birth day

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getting excited to take my son on a weekend trip on amtrak to WORCESTER next week. the paris of the eighties!! will he love trains ? will we regret a 5-hour trip for what would normally be a 2.5 hour drive??

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

any new good places to take my dad to eat in worcester?

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

stay signed in. remember this computer. don’t ask me again. remember this. stay signed in. don’t ask me again

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out I'm married to an actual 80s movie hero & he is trying to save our local youth center from being shut down. He's been the director since it opened, giving kids hot meals, mentorship & a place to be safe, seen and heard. Please give, share & support. www.gofundme.com/f/protect-th...

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

i hate when the government tells me i can’t teach certain topics to students. we should protest! i do, however, support the expulsion of students for protesting other topics that i’m less fond of.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

about to maybe impulse buy a piano because getting my kid to practice his lessons on a casio synthesizer is going exactly as you’d expect

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

sledding on the Mons Screamer

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In this Ohio town, it was tradition: Latin mass, sausage at Bob Evans, and then down to the old Treasury Department servers to download every American’s Social Security number. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.

submitted 45 days ago • 14 comments

baby bottle pop ᵇᵃᵃᵇʸ ᵇᵒᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵖᵒᵖ

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each day we must make a choice. will i be a Flippy? or will i be a Hambone?

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

todays kitchen projects: meg is making pączki (polish filled donuts) and meringues, and i’m making goat roghan josh and naan. meg knows what she’s doing but im a novice. at least we will get dessert

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

harnessing all of my hate into a psychic energy weapon

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

every night i brush my sons teeth and sing a song about tooth brushing to the tune of another popular song. weird al style. leave a song name and i’ll add it to the rotation and report the lyrics back

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

this looks so fuckin stupid man you can NOT be playing video games

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

there is no "defensible use case" for chatgpt. do your own work and use your own brain or fuck off

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