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newyorkdoll.bsky.social

mom + wife 👨‍👩‍👦 • queen of imposter syndrome • stressed, depressed, occasionally well dressed • geriatric millennial + incredibly (happily) dull 👵🏻

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Use thoughts & prayers to protect the borders: it’s what we do in schools.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

If I have to see it, you have to see it.

submitted 12 days ago • 121 comments

“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them”

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

🚩 🚩 🚩

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

This. A thousand times this.

submitted 16 days ago • 91 comments

I had the most aggressive Botox injector Friday. Literally no marking the injection sites, rapid pokes. I am honestly kind of scared to see the results 🤣🤣🤣🤣

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Hahahahah fuck you Aaron Rodgers

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

This plaque in Prague has been rubbed to a shiny gold because for centuries, passersby have touched the dog for good luck, and also to reassure him that he's a very good boy. 14/10

submitted 20 days ago • 140 comments

I love how every work event or meeting there’s just this overwhelming sense of dread and uncertainty. But no one can say anything because god forbid we talk politically at work. So instead we all smile and pretend everything is fine while we all feel like shit. 🆒

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

You know you’re old when you start to get asked monthly to write letters of recommendation for co-workers college apps 😂😂😂😂

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The US government is literally like, “LOL, suffer more.” when life is already difficult and expensive and so many people are barely getting by, and I… just can’t. With any of this.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

my friend suggested that to make your rep calls more fun, program the number into your phone so you can call them when you're drunk

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

submitted 22 days ago • 1706 comments

If you don’t get your flu shot and then get the flu…should you REALLY ask my husband to send in a tamiflu script? 🤔

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

The Hawk Tuah women is just Gen Z's Tila Tequila.

submitted 80 days ago • 14 comments

Thanksgiving through New Year’s should just be a 35 day weekend

submitted 83 days ago • 19 comments

Millennial girls sitting at their work-from-home desks complete with neck massager, space heater, candle, blanket, full Stanley, iced coffee, and morning podcast be like "omg I'm literally dying"