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The New York Mets are a government plot against my mental health.
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If you don’t watch Sinners through the third mid-credits scene you miss the blooper reel.

Pete Seeger anticipating generative AI, June 1963:

#MaytheFourth be with you.

Movie about a man who struggled to achieve his life goal of mounting a glockenspiel on a funicular.

Should have shown him a map and asked him to locate the Gettysburg Address.

Food options provided by members of the 1969 New York Mets.

The Umpire Sucks Bad

The average American only has three friends.

"I don't like toys!"

Daily News, April 30, 1975

New York Mets win. #LGM

Daily News, April 30, 1975

“And if we succeed in this, America will never run out of Bruce Springsteen songs.”

"When Steve Cohen bought the New York Mets near the end of the 2020 season, he acquired a property that was valuable, scarce, and absolutely lousy with toxic mold and crawling with skunks."

New York Mets win. #LGM

Nationals now have us right where they want us.

“Now they worry and they hurry and they fuss and they fret, They waste your nights and days.” —Bob Dylan, Workingman’s Blues #2 (2006). “People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day.” —Ray Evans and Jay Livingston, Mr. Ed theme song (1961).

happy birthday to jack klugman and the best episode of television about punk music killing kids

Baseball is a game of inches.

I need a live-action movie based on this story as soon as possible.

The Three Stooges never missed.

Finnegan begin again. #LGM

Abraham Lincoln's funeral train passed through Hyde Park, New York, on April 25, 1865. Local lore has it that his "ghost train" passes through the Dutchess County town every night on the anniversary. A Pomeroy historical marker commemorating this folklore was unveiled at the site on April 24, 2025.

It’s amazing how closely President Firefly anticipated President Trump.

The same horseshoes joke—first in The Marx Brothers’ Duck Soup in 1933 and then in Abbott and Costello’s It Ain’t Hay in 1943. The Marx Brothers’ version was part of a risqué pre-Code gag.

The same horseshoes joke—first in The Marx Brothers’ Duck Soup in 1933 and then in Abbott and Costello’s It Ain’t Hay in 1943. The Marx Brothers’ version was part of a risqué pre-Code gag.

New York Mets win. #LGM

Pete the Great #LGM

New York Mets win. #LGM

Synchronized Baseball is starting to catch on.

Nancy confronts new technology, 1944 edition:

Mets take another one from the Phillies.

New York Mets win. #LGM

Pop culture references from the all-over-60 Mets booth this inning: The Donna Reed Show Marcus Welby, M.D.

Wearing your team's baseball cap in another city enables you to host a baseball discussion with strangers at almost any time.

Me and my wife in the 2nd national security group chat

Kudos to Subway for trying out a new slogan.

United States voters stop electing cognitively impaired presidents challenge, difficulty level: impossible